ud40's definitions

Nagasaki

Excessively spicy or burnt food. Implied reference to the 1945 atomic bombing of this unfortunate Japanese city.

They're offering Nagasaki Chicken in the canteen again today.

I'd suggest you pass on the Nagasaki Sauce, it's lethal.

by ud40 February 24, 2005

As pissed as a newt

Too drunk to walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also newted, pissed and As nissed as a pewt

Look at Mike, he's as pissed as a newt.

by ud40 March 11, 2005

chuff

Polite euphemism for a fart

Sorry, I just chuffed.

by ud40 July 19, 2006

Mersey Tunnel

Large, oversized vagina that offers no sexual satisfaction

Look at that Mersey Tunnel. You could get lost in there.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Wonky Squaw

Pseudonym for wife particularly when behaving irrationally and/or under the influence of hormones.

I'd love to come for a beer but the Wonky Squaw would kill me.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Chelsea Tractor

Any expensive 4x4 that is driven in an urban environment as a status symbol (typically for the school run) and will never be driven off-road.

Look, that Chelsea Tractor nearly flattened that kid!

by ud40 February 23, 2005

siphon the python

To have a piss (rhyming slang)

I've had one too many beers, better go and siphon the python.

by ud40 July 21, 2006