ud40's definitions

siphon the python

To have a piss (rhyming slang)

I've had one too many beers, better go and siphon the python.

by ud40 July 21, 2006

Mersey Tunnel

Large, oversized vagina that offers no sexual satisfaction

Look at that Mersey Tunnel. You could get lost in there.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Chelsea Tractor

Any expensive 4x4 that is driven in an urban environment as a status symbol (typically for the school run) and will never be driven off-road.

Look, that Chelsea Tractor nearly flattened that kid!

by ud40 February 23, 2005

As nissed as a pewt

Spoonerism variation of As pissed as a newt implying not only that the afflicted person cannot walk straight, but also that they cannot talk straight!

Fred's as nissed as a pewt, he's practically legless.

by ud40 March 11, 2005

chelsea fc

Proof that money can buy you anything, including the Premiership title, provided you have enough of it to throw around. See also Chelski.

If we had a tenth as much cash to spend as Chelsea FC, we'd be playing in Europe.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

newted

Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also As pissed as a newt and As nissed as a pewt.

Look at John, he's totally newted.

by ud40 March 11, 2005

Wonky Squaw

Pseudonym for wife particularly when behaving irrationally and/or under the influence of hormones.

I'd love to come for a beer but the Wonky Squaw would kill me.

by ud40 February 23, 2005