26 definitions by ud40

As pissed as a newt

Too drunk to walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also newted, pissed and As nissed as a pewt

Look at Mike, he's as pissed as a newt.

by ud40 March 11, 2005

Nagasaki

Excessively spicy or burnt food. Implied reference to the 1945 atomic bombing of this unfortunate Japanese city.

They're offering Nagasaki Chicken in the canteen again today.

I'd suggest you pass on the Nagasaki Sauce, it's lethal.

by ud40 February 24, 2005

Dutch courage

Alcohol induced self-confidence

Getting home at 4am drunk and stinking of cheap perfume, slapping
your girlfriend on the arse and whispering "You’re next, Bitch."

by ud40 March 1, 2005

yorkie

Extreme form of debagging typically performed as an initiation where a man's underpants are removed over his head without first removing his trousers. This involves a great deal of pain to the hapless victim until the crutch snaps and the item can be pulled upwards freely.

He's made it into the first fifteen. That's got to be worth 10 pints and a yorkie.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

worker bee

Job title for people who do all of the hard work but get none of the credit.

Twenty years from now I'll still be a worker bee.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Mersey Tunnel

Large, oversized vagina that offers no sexual satisfaction

Look at that Mersey Tunnel. You could get lost in there.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Chelsea Tractor

Any expensive 4x4 that is driven in an urban environment as a status symbol (typically for the school run) and will never be driven off-road.

Look, that Chelsea Tractor nearly flattened that kid!

by ud40 February 23, 2005