siphon the python

To have a piss (rhyming slang)

I've had one too many beers, better go and siphon the python.

by ud40 July 21, 2006

bags

Slang for trousers

Look, he's forgotten to fasten his bags.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

newted

Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also As pissed as a newt and As nissed as a pewt.

Look at John, he's totally newted.

by ud40 March 11, 2005

chuff

Polite euphemism for a fart

Sorry, I just chuffed.

by ud40 July 19, 2006

worker bee

Job title for people who do all of the hard work but get none of the credit.

Twenty years from now I'll still be a worker bee.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Chelsea Tractor

An offroad car that never goes offroad

a 4x4 that stays on road

by ud40 May 13, 2005

squelch

Polite euphemism for a shit

That was a damned good squelch.

by ud40 February 23, 2005