ud40's definitions

geekshit

Geek version of verbal diarrhea. Often a result of a failed attempt to impress ones geek peers.

Quit spewing geekshit! Go back to your cube and do some work!

by ud40 February 24, 2005

Boddies

Slang name for Boddingtons, pale beer from Manchester.

Get that Boddies down your fucking neck and buy us another round!

by ud40 February 23, 2005

chuff

Polite euphemism for a fart

Sorry, I just chuffed.

by ud40 July 19, 2006

petrol head

Someone who is totally obsessed with motor vehicles.

Won't that petrol head shut his motor mouth?

by ud40 March 4, 2005

squelch

Polite euphemism for a shit

That was a damned good squelch.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

bags

Slang for trousers

Look, he's forgotten to fasten his bags.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

chelsea fc

Proof that money can buy you anything, including the Premiership title, provided you have enough of it to throw around. See also Chelski.

If we had a tenth as much cash to spend as Chelsea FC, we'd be playing in Europe.

by ud40 February 23, 2005