ud40's definitions

geekshit

Geek version of verbal diarrhea. Often a result of a failed attempt to impress ones geek peers.

Quit spewing geekshit! Go back to your cube and do some work!

by ud40 February 24, 2005

bags

Slang for trousers

Look, he's forgotten to fasten his bags.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Infirmo

A woman who is not yet infirm, but whose lack of prowess in bed gives the impression of paraplegia.

I'd rather scratch my balls than bed Infirmo.

by ud40 February 24, 2005

Chelsea Tractor

An offroad car that never goes offroad

a 4x4 that stays on road

by ud40 May 13, 2005

squelch

Polite euphemism for a shit

That was a damned good squelch.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

petrol head

Someone who is totally obsessed with motor vehicles.

Won't that petrol head shut his motor mouth?

by ud40 March 4, 2005

chuff

Polite euphemism for a fart

Sorry, I just chuffed.

by ud40 July 19, 2006