ud40's definitions

yorkie

Extreme form of debagging typically performed as an initiation where a man's underpants are removed over his head without first removing his trousers. This involves a great deal of pain to the hapless victim until the crutch snaps and the item can be pulled upwards freely.

He's made it into the first fifteen. That's got to be worth 10 pints and a yorkie.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

bags

Slang for trousers

Look, he's forgotten to fasten his bags.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

newted

Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also As pissed as a newt and As nissed as a pewt.

Look at John, he's totally newted.

by ud40 March 11, 2005

chelsea fc

Proof that money can buy you anything, including the Premiership title, provided you have enough of it to throw around. See also Chelski.

If we had a tenth as much cash to spend as Chelsea FC, we'd be playing in Europe.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Chelsea Tractor

Any expensive 4x4 that is driven in an urban environment as a status symbol (typically for the school run) and will never be driven off-road.

Look, that Chelsea Tractor nearly flattened that kid!

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Chelsea Tractor

An offroad car that never goes offroad

a 4x4 that stays on road

by ud40 May 13, 2005

chuff

Polite euphemism for a fart

Sorry, I just chuffed.

by ud40 July 19, 2006