worker bee

Job title for people who do all of the hard work but get none of the credit.

Twenty years from now I'll still be a worker bee.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Nagasaki

Excessively spicy or burnt food. Implied reference to the 1945 atomic bombing of this unfortunate Japanese city.

They're offering Nagasaki Chicken in the canteen again today.

I'd suggest you pass on the Nagasaki Sauce, it's lethal.

by ud40 February 24, 2005

As nissed as a pewt

Spoonerism variation of As pissed as a newt implying not only that the afflicted person cannot walk straight, but also that they cannot talk straight!

Fred's as nissed as a pewt, he's practically legless.

by ud40 March 11, 2005

Toffees

Endearing nickname for Everton football club. Coined in 19th century when ladies would sell toffees at the home matches. Modern equivalent to this toffee is the black and white striped Everton Mint

Who are the Toffees playing this weekend?

by ud40 February 23, 2005

newted

Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also As pissed as a newt and As nissed as a pewt.

Look at John, he's totally newted.

by ud40 March 11, 2005

chelsea fc

Proof that money can buy you anything, including the Premiership title, provided you have enough of it to throw around. See also Chelski.

If we had a tenth as much cash to spend as Chelsea FC, we'd be playing in Europe.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Dutch courage

Alcohol induced self-confidence

Getting home at 4am drunk and stinking of cheap perfume, slapping
your girlfriend on the arse and whispering "You’re next, Bitch."

by ud40 March 01, 2005