tsuris

A Yiddish phrase for worries, stress, or hassle.
Oy, Zelda, I don't want to be a kvetch, but I've got tsuris up to here.
by uclafalcon May 03, 2006
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run away

Tactic employed by King Arthur and his knights of the round table in their quest for the wordHoly Grail/word.
Run away! Run away!
by uclafalcon August 04, 2003
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jeepicopter

A combination jeep and helicopter.

Can also be a metaphor for something that is totally awesome but highly unlikely.
Yeah, but what if Dale Earnhardt drove a Jeepicopter? He'd totally win.
by uclafalcon February 28, 2007
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shock and awe

The American campaign of massive aerial bombardment during the 2003 Iraq War that flattened Baghdad.
by uclafalcon March 21, 2003
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Now watch this drive

Words uttered by President George W. Bush to the media (on a golf course) after announcing his serious stance on global terrorism. Brought to light from Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11.

Quickly becoming an Internet meme for either Bush's hypocrisy or a segue into a non-sequitor.
"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive." (Swings)

- G.W. Bush
by uclafalcon June 19, 2004
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wee-wee'd up

A politically-correct Washington-speak version of "pissed off".
Man, those right-wing pundits really make me wee-wee'd up.
by uclafalcon August 21, 2009
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tacojacked

To order food at Taco Bell and have someone else claim it at the window, then disappear.
Dude, I got tacojacked last night. That bum must have been hungry.
by uclafalcon June 30, 2004
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