uclafalcon's definitions

cyberholic

A person addicted to the Internet.

He was on the 'Net last night for 14 hours? Man, he's definitely a cyberholic.

by uclafalcon February 2, 2004

Now watch this drive

Words uttered by President George W. Bush to the media (on a golf course) after announcing his serious stance on global terrorism. Brought to light from Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11.

Quickly becoming an Internet meme for either Bush's hypocrisy or a segue into a non-sequitor.

"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive." (Swings)

- G.W. Bush

by uclafalcon June 19, 2004

earth

Mostly harmless.

by uclafalcon March 20, 2003

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

An exclamation of surprise and disgust, typically uttered after painting the name "Chefs" on the field of a Kansas City football team.

"Uh... Shouldn't it say 'Chiefs?'"
"Great googly moogly..."

by uclafalcon June 30, 2004

international community

The United States' favorite term when justifying its actions against non-Western or Islamic nations. The rationale being that America's not just acting in its own interests, but in the interests of the "International Community."

"(Iran and Syria's) problem is not with the United States, it's with the international community."

- White House spokesman Scott McClellan, February 16, 2005

by uclafalcon February 16, 2005

Towel

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santranginus V, inhaling the beady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the Ravenouse Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you--daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

Often associated with hitchhikers. See hoopy and frood.

Now there's a frood who knew where his towel was.

by uclafalcon March 20, 2003

wee-wee'd up

A politically-correct Washington-speak version of "pissed off".

Man, those right-wing pundits really make me wee-wee'd up.

by uclafalcon August 21, 2009