uclafalcon's definitions

cyberholic

A person addicted to the Internet.

He was on the 'Net last night for 14 hours? Man, he's definitely a cyberholic.

by uclafalcon February 2, 2004

run away

Tactic employed by King Arthur and his knights of the round table in their quest for the wordHoly Grail/word.

Run away! Run away!

by uclafalcon August 4, 2003

tsuris

A Yiddish phrase for worries, stress, or hassle.

Oy, Zelda, I don't want to be a kvetch, but I've got tsuris up to here.

by uclafalcon May 3, 2006

jeepicopter

A combination jeep and helicopter.

Can also be a metaphor for something that is totally awesome but highly unlikely.

Yeah, but what if Dale Earnhardt drove a Jeepicopter? He'd totally win.

by uclafalcon February 28, 2007

international community

The United States' favorite term when justifying its actions against non-Western or Islamic nations. The rationale being that America's not just acting in its own interests, but in the interests of the "International Community."

"(Iran and Syria's) problem is not with the United States, it's with the international community."

- White House spokesman Scott McClellan, February 16, 2005

by uclafalcon February 16, 2005

indeed

Lo Pan's classic line from John Carpenter's "Big Trouble in Little China."

Lo Pan - "And when I find her, I will marry her."
Wang - "Never!"
Lo Pan - "But then Shing Di will be happy and my curse will be lifted!"
Jack Burton - "So you can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave..."
Lo Pan - "Indeed!"
Jack Burton - "...or check into a psycho ward, whichever comes first, huh?"

by uclafalcon December 14, 2003

silly walk

An exaggerated stepping movement, typically characterized by placing one foot in front of the other in an absurd, roundabout manner. Best demonstrated by by Monty Python's John Cleese, in a sketch about the "Ministry of Silly Walks."

"Well sir, I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it."

(From The Ministry of Silly Walks)

by uclafalcon December 16, 2003