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wee-wee'd up

A politically-correct Washington-speak version of "pissed off".
Man, those right-wing pundits really make me wee-wee'd up.
by uclafalcon August 21, 2009
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qizzle

"To bizzle or not to bizzle. That is the qizzle."
by uclafalcon September 19, 2004
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Towel

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santranginus V, inhaling the beady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the Ravenouse Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you--daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

Often associated with hitchhikers. See hoopy and frood.
Now there's a frood who knew where his towel was.
by uclafalcon March 20, 2003
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international community

The United States' favorite term when justifying its actions against non-Western or Islamic nations. The rationale being that America's not just acting in its own interests, but in the interests of the "International Community."
"(Iran and Syria's) problem is not with the United States, it's with the international community."

- White House spokesman Scott McClellan, February 16, 2005
by uclafalcon February 16, 2005
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jeepicopter

A combination jeep and helicopter.

Can also be a metaphor for something that is totally awesome but highly unlikely.
Yeah, but what if Dale Earnhardt drove a Jeepicopter? He'd totally win.
by uclafalcon February 28, 2007
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tsuris

A Yiddish phrase for worries, stress, or hassle.
Oy, Zelda, I don't want to be a kvetch, but I've got tsuris up to here.
by uclafalcon May 3, 2006
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run away

Tactic employed by King Arthur and his knights of the round table in their quest for the wordHoly Grail/word.
Run away! Run away!
by uclafalcon August 4, 2003
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