4 definitions by twotimesfour

schmillion

1. more than alot.
2. a prefix for some words.

1. "he has like a schmillion pairs of those jeans"
2. "i wish i was schmillion-lingual"

by twotimesfour December 16, 2005

one who has a mother who just can't pry her fingers off her baby.

"robert is so mommyrageous, he can't even go to the cinema without his mum!"

by twotimesfour August 18, 2005

a wonderful device that combines the usefulness of a fork and a knife into one. is a wonderful gift for a recent amputee.

i lost my arm in a tragic marching band accident! knorks saved my life because you can cut food with them using only one hand!

by twotimesfour August 29, 2005

the letters a, e, i, o, u, and occationally y.

"omg. i <3 vowels. they make up words"

by twotimesfour June 19, 2005