36 definitions by twistedbabydoll
1. A rapper signed to So-So Def. Him being the hardest rapper, you got to be fucking kidding me.
The people posting that Fabolous is the best rapper or hardest rapper must either be some mainstreamers, Black females with fetishes for "thuggish guys", or hoodrats. Fabolous is a mainstream hip-hop musician with a complex about Black women, therefore only puts Hispanic women in his videos with the attitude that Black women are unattractive or not marketable. His music...just sucks. His fame...is questionable.
However, he's making more money than me for what? Being more marketable than talented. How unfair America is.
The people posting that Fabolous is the best rapper or hardest rapper must either be some mainstreamers, Black females with fetishes for "thuggish guys", or hoodrats. Fabolous is a mainstream hip-hop musician with a complex about Black women, therefore only puts Hispanic women in his videos with the attitude that Black women are unattractive or not marketable. His music...just sucks. His fame...is questionable.
However, he's making more money than me for what? Being more marketable than talented. How unfair America is.
I shot Fabolous in the head for making the song "You Make Me Better". So all the hoodrats went to his funeral, hysterical in tears, and threw their bras and ponytail weaves in his casket.
by twistedbabydoll September 19, 2007
California is building as many high fences as possible to keep all the Mexicans from illegally crossing. They would sacrifice their children's lives to keep illegal Mexicans from crossing.
by twistedbabydoll August 19, 2007
Officially coined by twistedbabydoll:
College dorm residents who participates in every single one of those cheesy dorm activities that Resident Assistants put together in order for hall residents to bond, gearing more towards Freshman. Some of the cheesy activities may include BINGO nights, board game tournaments, makeshift soccer teams, hall movie nights (held in the lobby for all the residents to come down in their jammy jams and watch a film), ice cream socials, meetings on how to bond in harmony with other hall residents, Halloween costume contests--basically activities fit for little children. Dorm dorks may also take up a position in the hall staff. Dorm dorks are usually upperclassmen who are holier-than-thou, trying all they can not to at least have a sip of beer because they are afraid a sip of beer will lead them into life of crime; Freshman are dorm dorks in training.
Dorm dorks are annoying and tend to nag other hall residents who chose not to participate in hall activities or make dorm room friends, therefore, they automatically think that student is depressed, suicidal, or schizophrenic when in reality, the student may just not be interested and might have friends outside the dorm.
The worst dorm dorks have got to be RA's or Resident Assistants.
College dorm residents who participates in every single one of those cheesy dorm activities that Resident Assistants put together in order for hall residents to bond, gearing more towards Freshman. Some of the cheesy activities may include BINGO nights, board game tournaments, makeshift soccer teams, hall movie nights (held in the lobby for all the residents to come down in their jammy jams and watch a film), ice cream socials, meetings on how to bond in harmony with other hall residents, Halloween costume contests--basically activities fit for little children. Dorm dorks may also take up a position in the hall staff. Dorm dorks are usually upperclassmen who are holier-than-thou, trying all they can not to at least have a sip of beer because they are afraid a sip of beer will lead them into life of crime; Freshman are dorm dorks in training.
Dorm dorks are annoying and tend to nag other hall residents who chose not to participate in hall activities or make dorm room friends, therefore, they automatically think that student is depressed, suicidal, or schizophrenic when in reality, the student may just not be interested and might have friends outside the dorm.
The worst dorm dorks have got to be RA's or Resident Assistants.
Susie: Hey Jessica? Ayana? There's gonna be a tie-dye/hot dog party downstairs in the lobby at seven o'clock. I already got three pair of socks, an old T-shirt and a hat to tie-dye! You guys wanna come?
Jessica: No.
Ayana: Hell, no.
Susie: You guys are gonna so miss out!
Ayana: My mom tie-dyes. I can do it at home.
Susie: But you don't understand! Everyone's gonna be there! You guys never do anything in the dorm! I mean, c'mon. There's gonna be hot dogs and everything. And you can make new friends!
Jessica: Why do you thrive off of those cheesy, Kindergarten activities? We're not missing anything.
Susie: You guys are so not cool! You're gonna miss the hot dogs! And tie-dying is like, so exciting. You guys never do dorm activities. You two must be depressed. What a way to miss out on all the fun! (Susie storms out)
Ayana: Susie is such a dorm dork.
Jessica: She so needs a life outside the dorm building.
Jessica: No.
Ayana: Hell, no.
Susie: You guys are gonna so miss out!
Ayana: My mom tie-dyes. I can do it at home.
Susie: But you don't understand! Everyone's gonna be there! You guys never do anything in the dorm! I mean, c'mon. There's gonna be hot dogs and everything. And you can make new friends!
Jessica: Why do you thrive off of those cheesy, Kindergarten activities? We're not missing anything.
Susie: You guys are so not cool! You're gonna miss the hot dogs! And tie-dying is like, so exciting. You guys never do dorm activities. You two must be depressed. What a way to miss out on all the fun! (Susie storms out)
Ayana: Susie is such a dorm dork.
Jessica: She so needs a life outside the dorm building.
by twistedbabydoll August 17, 2007
A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.
A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.
Poor things.
A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.
Poor things.
Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and her boobs seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Causality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.
by twistedbabydoll September 10, 2007
Officially coined by Twistedbabydoll: An warp on Kanye West's last name in reference to his prissy behavior, arrogant persona, indulgence in being F-A-B-U-Fab-u-lous (with finger snaps)and his behavior is similar to a diva. He is a drama queen, racially color struck (putting mixed video girls on a pedestal) and African-American stans actually believe this man is the voice of the Black people. If so, then I see why the African-American community has gone to hell. King, Malcolm X, Coretta Scott King and all of the successful, positive, educated, and wise African Americans are the voice of the people. NOT Kanye, godddamn it!
Red Carpet Reporter: And here comes Kanye West in his custom-made, hot pink Louis Vuitton blazer with matching pants.
Kanye Stan: OMG! OMG! Look at him! I wish I had his clothes! I wish I had his face! I wish I had his DNA!!!!
Me: Fuck Kanye Breast, with his prissy, princess ass.
Kanye Stan: OMG! OMG! Look at him! I wish I had his clothes! I wish I had his face! I wish I had his DNA!!!!
Me: Fuck Kanye Breast, with his prissy, princess ass.
by twistedbabydoll August 3, 2007
The only show on TV where you can watch skeleton's FIGHT.
The only healthy, voluptuous person on that show, ironically, happens to be Tyra Banks!
The only healthy, voluptuous person on that show, ironically, happens to be Tyra Banks!
by twistedbabydoll June 5, 2007
Hip-hop is NOT dead. It is Hip-Pop (i.e. P-fucking-Diddy) that is ruining hip-hop. Maybe NaS was exposed to the mainstream rap industry too long and felt that he needed to make an album titled "Hip-Hop is Dead". The best is underground and concious(i.e. Boot Camp Clik, 9th Wonder, RZA, Hieroglyphics, The Roots). Not D4L, Mike Jones, Lil' Wayne (some one kill him) or any of these embarrassments!
by twistedbabydoll August 18, 2007