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At the Texas grocery store, six-year old Louis tore open a bag of gummi worms and took one out, then ate it. After surveillance cameras caught him, he was arrested and sentenced to death.
by twistedbabydoll August 22, 2007
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College dorm residents who participates in every single one of those cheesy dorm activities that Resident Assistants put together in order for hall residents to bond, gearing more towards Freshman. Some of the cheesy activities may include BINGO nights, board game tournaments, makeshift soccer teams, hall movie nights (held in the lobby for all the residents to come down in their jammy jams and watch a film), ice cream socials, meetings on how to bond in harmony with other hall residents, Halloween costume contests--basically activities fit for little children. Dorm dorks may also take up a position in the hall staff. Dorm dorks are usually upperclassmen who are holier-than-thou, trying all they can not to at least have a sip of beer because they are afraid a sip of beer will lead them into life of crime; Freshman are dorm dorks in training.
Dorm dorks are annoying and tend to nag other hall residents who chose not to participate in hall activities or make dorm room friends, therefore, they automatically think that student is depressed, suicidal, or schizophrenic when in reality, the student may just not be interested and might have friends outside the dorm.
The worst dorm dorks have got to be RA's or Resident Assistants.
College dorm residents who participates in every single one of those cheesy dorm activities that Resident Assistants put together in order for hall residents to bond, gearing more towards Freshman. Some of the cheesy activities may include BINGO nights, board game tournaments, makeshift soccer teams, hall movie nights (held in the lobby for all the residents to come down in their jammy jams and watch a film), ice cream socials, meetings on how to bond in harmony with other hall residents, Halloween costume contests--basically activities fit for little children. Dorm dorks may also take up a position in the hall staff. Dorm dorks are usually upperclassmen who are holier-than-thou, trying all they can not to at least have a sip of beer because they are afraid a sip of beer will lead them into life of crime; Freshman are dorm dorks in training.
Dorm dorks are annoying and tend to nag other hall residents who chose not to participate in hall activities or make dorm room friends, therefore, they automatically think that student is depressed, suicidal, or schizophrenic when in reality, the student may just not be interested and might have friends outside the dorm.
The worst dorm dorks have got to be RA's or Resident Assistants.
Susie: Hey Jessica? Ayana? There's gonna be a tie-dye/hot dog party downstairs in the lobby at seven o'clock. I already got three pair of socks, an old T-shirt and a hat to tie-dye! You guys wanna come?
Jessica: No.
Ayana: Hell, no.
Susie: You guys are gonna so miss out!
Ayana: My mom tie-dyes. I can do it at home.
Susie: But you don't understand! Everyone's gonna be there! You guys never do anything in the dorm! I mean, c'mon. There's gonna be hot dogs and everything. And you can make new friends!
Jessica: Why do you thrive off of those cheesy, Kindergarten activities? We're not missing anything.
Susie: You guys are so not cool! You're gonna miss the hot dogs! And tie-dying is like, so exciting. You guys never do dorm activities. You two must be depressed. What a way to miss out on all the fun! (Susie storms out)
Ayana: Susie is such a dorm dork.
Jessica: She so needs a life outside the dorm building.
Jessica: No.
Ayana: Hell, no.
Susie: You guys are gonna so miss out!
Ayana: My mom tie-dyes. I can do it at home.
Susie: But you don't understand! Everyone's gonna be there! You guys never do anything in the dorm! I mean, c'mon. There's gonna be hot dogs and everything. And you can make new friends!
Jessica: Why do you thrive off of those cheesy, Kindergarten activities? We're not missing anything.
Susie: You guys are so not cool! You're gonna miss the hot dogs! And tie-dying is like, so exciting. You guys never do dorm activities. You two must be depressed. What a way to miss out on all the fun! (Susie storms out)
Ayana: Susie is such a dorm dork.
Jessica: She so needs a life outside the dorm building.
by twistedbabydoll August 22, 2007
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The collection of Ne-Yo's are popular among young, usually mainstreamer people who are frequent followers of popular music.
2) A boring singer, no different than the rest of this waste that is played on the radio. Some compared him to Michael Jackson which is a fucking insult because Michael Jackson was a child prodigy and a legend. Someone shoot Ne-Yo.
3) A person who so badly wants to be like Usher Raymond.
4) A tax right-off.
The collection of Ne-Yo's are popular among young, usually mainstreamer people who are frequent followers of popular music.
2) A boring singer, no different than the rest of this waste that is played on the radio. Some compared him to Michael Jackson which is a fucking insult because Michael Jackson was a child prodigy and a legend. Someone shoot Ne-Yo.
3) A person who so badly wants to be like Usher Raymond.
4) A tax right-off.
1) Mom: Guess what we're having for dinner kids?
Kids: What?
Mom: We're having fried Ne-Yo with coleslaw!
Kids: Yeaaaaa!
2) Shawquaniqua Tequila Alize: Girl, I'm gon' buy that new Ne-Yo album! He is the MJ of 2007! And he is sexy as fuck!
Fanaye: MJ of 2007? Go cut your wrists. And you need to listen to real music. This is recyclable goods.
3) Jason gets on my nerves dressing like an R&B superstar 24/7 and randomly busting out dance moves when you least expect. He is such a Ne-Yo!
4) During the Feb/March 2006 tax season, 60% of Ne-Yo's were sent to the government.
Kids: What?
Mom: We're having fried Ne-Yo with coleslaw!
Kids: Yeaaaaa!
2) Shawquaniqua Tequila Alize: Girl, I'm gon' buy that new Ne-Yo album! He is the MJ of 2007! And he is sexy as fuck!
Fanaye: MJ of 2007? Go cut your wrists. And you need to listen to real music. This is recyclable goods.
3) Jason gets on my nerves dressing like an R&B superstar 24/7 and randomly busting out dance moves when you least expect. He is such a Ne-Yo!
4) During the Feb/March 2006 tax season, 60% of Ne-Yo's were sent to the government.
by twistedbabydoll June 20, 2007
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2. NEW YORK CITY, DISNEYLAND AND CEDAR POINT. WEEEEEEEEE!
3. Something that I don't have enough of.
2. NEW YORK CITY, DISNEYLAND AND CEDAR POINT. WEEEEEEEEE!
3. Something that I don't have enough of.
Being broke, going to college, having responsibility after responsibility takes away time to have fun. And you will end up being one of those people that when you do do something fun, you will act out the worst making other people look at you and say "She don't get out much."
by twistedbabydoll September 22, 2007
Get the fun mug.A person of mixed racial ancestry.
People usually think that mixed race people look better than people with a higher percentage of a blood ancestry or people who are full-blooded. THIS IS NOT TRUE! I can name so many ugly mixed race people that could scare the hairs off a fat woman's coochie! No matter what race you are, there is ugly and pretty in ALL RACES. Skin color doesn't make you prettier, you ignorant dumb asses. Is it the shape of your face and facial features that makes up how pretty you look. And European features, lighter skin and straighter hair is not the worldwide beauty standard. Beauty is skin deep.
People usually think that mixed race people look better than people with a higher percentage of a blood ancestry or people who are full-blooded. THIS IS NOT TRUE! I can name so many ugly mixed race people that could scare the hairs off a fat woman's coochie! No matter what race you are, there is ugly and pretty in ALL RACES. Skin color doesn't make you prettier, you ignorant dumb asses. Is it the shape of your face and facial features that makes up how pretty you look. And European features, lighter skin and straighter hair is not the worldwide beauty standard. Beauty is skin deep.
Boy: Maris is so pretty.
Girl: She looks okay...she's just very mean.
Boy: But she's pretty! She got light green eyes, long brown hair and ivory skin. She's mixed with Black, Irish, Native American, Brazilian and Puerto-Rican! That equals the woman of my dreams.
Girl: But Maris is EVIL! She shot her mother and stabbed her just because she didn't let her got to the prom! Then she burnt the house down and her mother and infant sister died in the fire!
Boy: Who cares? Marisa is hot. Mixed race people are the best looking people.
Girl: You ignorant fuck. Got to hell.
Girl: She looks okay...she's just very mean.
Boy: But she's pretty! She got light green eyes, long brown hair and ivory skin. She's mixed with Black, Irish, Native American, Brazilian and Puerto-Rican! That equals the woman of my dreams.
Girl: But Maris is EVIL! She shot her mother and stabbed her just because she didn't let her got to the prom! Then she burnt the house down and her mother and infant sister died in the fire!
Boy: Who cares? Marisa is hot. Mixed race people are the best looking people.
Girl: You ignorant fuck. Got to hell.
by twistedbabydoll August 15, 2007
Get the mixed race mug.A plastic doll, made popular in the 1920s inspired by the creator's daughter, in the form of a human female made of vinyl and hard plastic and other synthetic fibers. They have soft vinyl heads that one can squeeze, smush in or bend back making difficult hair brushing easy. And they have legs that can be bent and pliable for sitting. The doll's arms can be straight, bent or L-shaped, or movable by screwed elbows.
Her appearance is all American: Blond hair, big blue eyes and pink lips. Her body proportions are irregular and has caused controversy with eating disorders among girls and young women. She also has friends:
Midge: Ugly redhead with freckles (discontinued; came back in 2004)
Teresa: Hispanic, brown hair
Christie: African-American, black hair
Kira: (no longer sold) Asian-American or Hawaiian, black hair and bangs
Skipper: Blond hair, teenager, Barbie's sister
Stacy: Blond hair, little, Barbie's middle sister
Kelly: Baby sister, blond and sometimes brunette
Ken: Boyfriend, blond (discontinued)
Steven: African-American version of Ken (discontinued)
Her appearance is all American: Blond hair, big blue eyes and pink lips. Her body proportions are irregular and has caused controversy with eating disorders among girls and young women. She also has friends:
Midge: Ugly redhead with freckles (discontinued; came back in 2004)
Teresa: Hispanic, brown hair
Christie: African-American, black hair
Kira: (no longer sold) Asian-American or Hawaiian, black hair and bangs
Skipper: Blond hair, teenager, Barbie's sister
Stacy: Blond hair, little, Barbie's middle sister
Kelly: Baby sister, blond and sometimes brunette
Ken: Boyfriend, blond (discontinued)
Steven: African-American version of Ken (discontinued)
If real women were built like Barbie dolls, they would have to walk on all fours because her proportion are unhealthy.
by twistedbabydoll August 16, 2007
Get the Barbie Dolls mug.R&B is the genre for music that combined elements of blues with jazz or soul. Abbr. for "Rhythm & Blues".
Before R&B was commercialized and mixed with hip-hop, it was music of the likes of Marvin Gaye, The Isley Brothers, Phyllis Hyman, Minnie Rippington, and more current examples India Arie, Jill Scott, Maxwell, etc. Modern R&B like Jill Scott and Maxwell is usually called "Neo-Soul" which is considered a bastardized term for R&B. Honestly, many artists considered neo-soul (i.e. Dwele, Musiq Soulchild) are actually real modern R&B.
While authentic R&B contains deep lyrics, especially Afrocentric experiences of love, relationships, cultures, politics, etc, mainstream "R&B" tends to focus on sappy love themes, sex, and hip-hop lifestyles.
Before R&B was commercialized and mixed with hip-hop, it was music of the likes of Marvin Gaye, The Isley Brothers, Phyllis Hyman, Minnie Rippington, and more current examples India Arie, Jill Scott, Maxwell, etc. Modern R&B like Jill Scott and Maxwell is usually called "Neo-Soul" which is considered a bastardized term for R&B. Honestly, many artists considered neo-soul (i.e. Dwele, Musiq Soulchild) are actually real modern R&B.
While authentic R&B contains deep lyrics, especially Afrocentric experiences of love, relationships, cultures, politics, etc, mainstream "R&B" tends to focus on sappy love themes, sex, and hip-hop lifestyles.
Maxwell, Dwele, Musiq, and India.Arie are real examples of modern R&B.
Alicia Keys, Bobby Valentino, Mariah Carey, and Keyshia Cole are NOT authentic modern versions of R&B but instead commercialized types of R&B/hip-hop made to please the mainstream palate.
Alicia Keys, Bobby Valentino, Mariah Carey, and Keyshia Cole are NOT authentic modern versions of R&B but instead commercialized types of R&B/hip-hop made to please the mainstream palate.
by twistedbabydoll September 21, 2009
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