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Why is most of the sexual slang on UD defined as something offensive towards women? Or degrading of a woman's body? Why not more definitions offensive towards men, so it can be even? Why not any?
To all the ignorant, horny, disgusting men on UD, being a misogynist does not make you cool or macho. It ain't any of our fault that your mom abandoned you, you caught your mom committing adultery or you never have luck with women.
To all the ignorant, horny, disgusting men on UD, being a misogynist does not make you cool or macho. It ain't any of our fault that your mom abandoned you, you caught your mom committing adultery or you never have luck with women.
by twistedbabydoll August 24, 2007
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1) Dressed in any of the following attires:
a) A "vintage" (meaning it's either from Gadzooks or American Outfitter)T-shirt either worn by itself or over a bright-colored polo shirt with the collars up.
b) A brightly colored polo (striped or neon) with the collars popped up.
c) About 600 different gold Run DMC-style chains around their neck.
d) A multicolored trucker hat.
e) A printed scarf or kerchief around their mouth or neck.
f) Tight ass jeans (for girls tight jeans or a mini-skirt)
g) Silver chains on their pants.
h) Either wearing Vans or those candy-colored, ugly Ice Creams.
i) If they're rich, they're wearing authentic BBC. If their poor they have on a T-shirt with the BBC logo screen-printed on the front.
j) They're wearing (F)APE, if they're rich...BAPE bought from some fly-by-night street hustler in Central Park. If they're dirt poor, they're wearing some multi-colored hoodie with fabric prints suitable for pajamas and bed sets.
k) They're either wearing vintage glasses with the lens popped out or "Louis Vuitton" shades.
2) They stick their hands up in the notorious STAR TRAK sign.
3) They claim they are "skaters" when a month ago they thought skateboards were just for grunged white kids.
4) Pharrell Williams, Kanye West, and Lupe Fiasco are the "best rappers of the 21st Century" to them.
5) Pharrell is the husband to all of the girls (Oh, so Pharrell's a polygamist now?)
7) They own a skateboard that they never skate, but to just take a picture of it and put it up on MySpace claiming that "Skateboarding is Life".
8) They overuse the taglines "Kick, Push, Coastttt", "Skateboard P", "Nerd", and "Louis Vuitton Don".
9) Their new nicknames begin with the word "skateboard" and the first letter of their name.
10)Their MySpace pictures are brightly colored, shot at different Myspace angles flaunting their ICE and VANS and their fingers formed in the STAR TRAK sign.
11) Are self-proclaimed N*E*R*D's...when a year ago the word "nerd" was a stigma.
12) They get between 30 to 135,567,890 comments below their pics with any of the following tags:
a) "OMG! You lookin' fresh2def!"
b) "You look like Pharrell. You so sexy!"
c) "Kick, Push!"
d) "Your Vans are the sex."
e) "I wanna sex your Trucker hat!"
13) You are indeed a "hater" or "loser" is you express dislike for Pharrell, Kanye, or Lupe.
This kids are like a plagued cult of Indigo Children. They are humorous but at the same time creepy.
1) Dressed in any of the following attires:
a) A "vintage" (meaning it's either from Gadzooks or American Outfitter)T-shirt either worn by itself or over a bright-colored polo shirt with the collars up.
b) A brightly colored polo (striped or neon) with the collars popped up.
c) About 600 different gold Run DMC-style chains around their neck.
d) A multicolored trucker hat.
e) A printed scarf or kerchief around their mouth or neck.
f) Tight ass jeans (for girls tight jeans or a mini-skirt)
g) Silver chains on their pants.
h) Either wearing Vans or those candy-colored, ugly Ice Creams.
i) If they're rich, they're wearing authentic BBC. If their poor they have on a T-shirt with the BBC logo screen-printed on the front.
j) They're wearing (F)APE, if they're rich...BAPE bought from some fly-by-night street hustler in Central Park. If they're dirt poor, they're wearing some multi-colored hoodie with fabric prints suitable for pajamas and bed sets.
k) They're either wearing vintage glasses with the lens popped out or "Louis Vuitton" shades.
2) They stick their hands up in the notorious STAR TRAK sign.
3) They claim they are "skaters" when a month ago they thought skateboards were just for grunged white kids.
4) Pharrell Williams, Kanye West, and Lupe Fiasco are the "best rappers of the 21st Century" to them.
5) Pharrell is the husband to all of the girls (Oh, so Pharrell's a polygamist now?)
7) They own a skateboard that they never skate, but to just take a picture of it and put it up on MySpace claiming that "Skateboarding is Life".
8) They overuse the taglines "Kick, Push, Coastttt", "Skateboard P", "Nerd", and "Louis Vuitton Don".
9) Their new nicknames begin with the word "skateboard" and the first letter of their name.
10)Their MySpace pictures are brightly colored, shot at different Myspace angles flaunting their ICE and VANS and their fingers formed in the STAR TRAK sign.
11) Are self-proclaimed N*E*R*D's...when a year ago the word "nerd" was a stigma.
12) They get between 30 to 135,567,890 comments below their pics with any of the following tags:
a) "OMG! You lookin' fresh2def!"
b) "You look like Pharrell. You so sexy!"
c) "Kick, Push!"
d) "Your Vans are the sex."
e) "I wanna sex your Trucker hat!"
13) You are indeed a "hater" or "loser" is you express dislike for Pharrell, Kanye, or Lupe.
This kids are like a plagued cult of Indigo Children. They are humorous but at the same time creepy.
Friend 1: Hey look at me!!! I can skateboard! I'm like Pharrell now! (kicks skateboard and starts skating). Kick, Push, Kick, Push, C--- (skates into a pole and knocks their teeth out)
Friend 2: Man, you're such a Pharrell Wannabe. You embarrass me.
Friend 2: Man, you're such a Pharrell Wannabe. You embarrass me.
by twistedbabydoll June 25, 2007
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Get the glamorous mug.A popular music artist. Yes, I say "popular" because he sings on subjects that are inferior enough for mainstreamers, teenyboppers and hoodrats to relate to. Obviously according to this man's music club-hopping is the center of his life, he falls in love with women with ribald job positions (i.e. stripper) and he has a weird obsession with drinks or buying people drinks.
He is NOT R&B. He is the commercial-pop version of R&B. And anyone who think he is the best or "hot" need to die. This generation of young adults need to jump off a bridge.
He is NOT R&B. He is the commercial-pop version of R&B. And anyone who think he is the best or "hot" need to die. This generation of young adults need to jump off a bridge.
by twistedbabydoll October 8, 2007
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Outkast has been here for so long and were never truly appreciated until they released that damn, annoying "Hey Yaaaa" song that caused white people to overuse the phrase "shake it like a Polaroid picture" yet...they can not recognize their true-to-self hits such as Stankonia, Players Ball, etc...
Outkast has been here for so long and were never truly appreciated until they released that damn, annoying "Hey Yaaaa" song that caused white people to overuse the phrase "shake it like a Polaroid picture" yet...they can not recognize their true-to-self hits such as Stankonia, Players Ball, etc...
Me: Man...I love Outkast.
Naive Caucasian conformist, MTV-bitch: OMG! I love them! I never heard of them but after I heard "Hey Ya" I bought 16 copies of The Love Below/Speakerboxxx! That the best debut rap CD ever!
Me: You shit-fuck. They made music since the early- to mid-nineties. That's not their first fucking album!
Naive Caucasian conformist, MTV-bitch: OMG! I love them! I never heard of them but after I heard "Hey Ya" I bought 16 copies of The Love Below/Speakerboxxx! That the best debut rap CD ever!
Me: You shit-fuck. They made music since the early- to mid-nineties. That's not their first fucking album!
by twistedbabydoll August 14, 2007
Get the outkast mug.A historic Panhellenic sorority, including famous AKAs, Maya Angelou. AKAs can usually be intelligent, goal-oriented, poise and talented young women, mainly of color. Unfortunately, there are too many AKAs that are phony, bitchy, self-absorbed, connected to multi-million dollar companies which guarantees them a seven-figure salary after Undergrad when there are people who are not apart of Greek organizations who have to work twice as hard just because they are not associated with a fucking greek. Very fair, eh? And not to forget, many AKAs are very beautiful on the outside but possess the seven-headed beast within their rotten little souls.
All the Alpha Kappa Alphas I met are greedy, egomaniacal bitches who need to be stabbed repeatedly and strangled with a donkey chain (But this does not mean every AKA just a lot of them). They are so into their damn sorority to the point if you don't pledge sororities, then they think you are socially inept. Women like them need to die and leave the world to the more modest, individualistic women.
by twistedbabydoll August 3, 2007
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Her appearance is all American: Blond hair, big blue eyes and pink lips. Her body proportions are irregular and has caused controversy with eating disorders among girls and young women. She also has friends:
Midge: Ugly redhead with freckles (discontinued; came back in 2004)
Teresa: Hispanic, brown hair
Christie: African-American, black hair
Kira: (no longer sold) Asian-American or Hawaiian, black hair and bangs
Skipper: Blond hair, teenager, Barbie's sister
Stacy: Blond hair, little, Barbie's middle sister
Kelly: Baby sister, blond and sometimes brunette
Ken: Boyfriend, blond (discontinued)
Steven: African-American version of Ken (discontinued)
Her appearance is all American: Blond hair, big blue eyes and pink lips. Her body proportions are irregular and has caused controversy with eating disorders among girls and young women. She also has friends:
Midge: Ugly redhead with freckles (discontinued; came back in 2004)
Teresa: Hispanic, brown hair
Christie: African-American, black hair
Kira: (no longer sold) Asian-American or Hawaiian, black hair and bangs
Skipper: Blond hair, teenager, Barbie's sister
Stacy: Blond hair, little, Barbie's middle sister
Kelly: Baby sister, blond and sometimes brunette
Ken: Boyfriend, blond (discontinued)
Steven: African-American version of Ken (discontinued)
If real women were built like Barbie dolls, they would have to walk on all fours because her proportion are unhealthy.
by twistedbabydoll August 16, 2007
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