by twistedbabydoll August 28, 2007
Get the glamorousmug. At the Texas grocery store, six-year old Louis tore open a bag of gummi worms and took one out, then ate it. After surveillance cameras caught him, he was arrested and sentenced to death.
by twistedbabydoll August 22, 2007
Get the Texasmug. Officially coined by twistedbabydoll:
College dorm residents who participates in every single one of those cheesy dorm activities that Resident Assistants put together in order for hall residents to bond, gearing more towards Freshman. Some of the cheesy activities may include BINGO nights, board game tournaments, makeshift soccer teams, hall movie nights (held in the lobby for all the residents to come down in their jammy jams and watch a film), ice cream socials, meetings on how to bond in harmony with other hall residents, Halloween costume contests--basically activities fit for little children. Dorm dorks may also take up a position in the hall staff. Dorm dorks are usually upperclassmen who are holier-than-thou, trying all they can not to at least have a sip of beer because they are afraid a sip of beer will lead them into life of crime; Freshman are dorm dorks in training.
Dorm dorks are annoying and tend to nag other hall residents who chose not to participate in hall activities or make dorm room friends, therefore, they automatically think that student is depressed, suicidal, or schizophrenic when in reality, the student may just not be interested and might have friends outside the dorm.
The worst dorm dorks have got to be RA's or Resident Assistants.
College dorm residents who participates in every single one of those cheesy dorm activities that Resident Assistants put together in order for hall residents to bond, gearing more towards Freshman. Some of the cheesy activities may include BINGO nights, board game tournaments, makeshift soccer teams, hall movie nights (held in the lobby for all the residents to come down in their jammy jams and watch a film), ice cream socials, meetings on how to bond in harmony with other hall residents, Halloween costume contests--basically activities fit for little children. Dorm dorks may also take up a position in the hall staff. Dorm dorks are usually upperclassmen who are holier-than-thou, trying all they can not to at least have a sip of beer because they are afraid a sip of beer will lead them into life of crime; Freshman are dorm dorks in training.
Dorm dorks are annoying and tend to nag other hall residents who chose not to participate in hall activities or make dorm room friends, therefore, they automatically think that student is depressed, suicidal, or schizophrenic when in reality, the student may just not be interested and might have friends outside the dorm.
The worst dorm dorks have got to be RA's or Resident Assistants.
Susie: Hey Jessica? Ayana? There's gonna be a tie-dye/hot dog party downstairs in the lobby at seven o'clock. I already got three pair of socks, an old T-shirt and a hat to tie-dye! You guys wanna come?
Jessica: No.
Ayana: Hell, no.
Susie: You guys are gonna so miss out!
Ayana: My mom tie-dyes. I can do it at home.
Susie: But you don't understand! Everyone's gonna be there! You guys never do anything in the dorm! I mean, c'mon. There's gonna be hot dogs and everything. And you can make new friends!
Jessica: Why do you thrive off of those cheesy, Kindergarten activities? We're not missing anything.
Susie: You guys are so not cool! You're gonna miss the hot dogs! And tie-dying is like, so exciting. You guys never do dorm activities. You two must be depressed. What a way to miss out on all the fun! (Susie storms out)
Ayana: Susie is such a dorm dork.
Jessica: She so needs a life outside the dorm building.
Jessica: No.
Ayana: Hell, no.
Susie: You guys are gonna so miss out!
Ayana: My mom tie-dyes. I can do it at home.
Susie: But you don't understand! Everyone's gonna be there! You guys never do anything in the dorm! I mean, c'mon. There's gonna be hot dogs and everything. And you can make new friends!
Jessica: Why do you thrive off of those cheesy, Kindergarten activities? We're not missing anything.
Susie: You guys are so not cool! You're gonna miss the hot dogs! And tie-dying is like, so exciting. You guys never do dorm activities. You two must be depressed. What a way to miss out on all the fun! (Susie storms out)
Ayana: Susie is such a dorm dork.
Jessica: She so needs a life outside the dorm building.
by twistedbabydoll August 22, 2007
Get the Dorm dorkmug. Why is most of the sexual slang on UD defined as something offensive towards women? Or degrading of a woman's body? Why not more definitions offensive towards men, so it can be even? Why not any?
To all the ignorant, horny, disgusting men on UD, being a misogynist does not make you cool or macho. It ain't any of our fault that your mom abandoned you, you caught your mom committing adultery or you never have luck with women.
To all the ignorant, horny, disgusting men on UD, being a misogynist does not make you cool or macho. It ain't any of our fault that your mom abandoned you, you caught your mom committing adultery or you never have luck with women.
by twistedbabydoll August 24, 2007
Get the misogynistmug. A new ghetto phenomenon! About 70% of the Black and urban kids (and Black suburban kids with rich parents) on Myspace will appear this way:
1) Dressed in any of the following attires:
a) A "vintage" (meaning it's either from Gadzooks or American Outfitter)T-shirt either worn by itself or over a bright-colored polo shirt with the collars up.
b) A brightly colored polo (striped or neon) with the collars popped up.
c) About 600 different gold Run DMC-style chains around their neck.
d) A multicolored trucker hat.
e) A printed scarf or kerchief around their mouth or neck.
f) Tight ass jeans (for girls tight jeans or a mini-skirt)
g) Silver chains on their pants.
h) Either wearing Vans or those candy-colored, ugly Ice Creams.
i) If they're rich, they're wearing authentic BBC. If their poor they have on a T-shirt with the BBC logo screen-printed on the front.
j) They're wearing (F)APE, if they're rich...BAPE bought from some fly-by-night street hustler in Central Park. If they're dirt poor, they're wearing some multi-colored hoodie with fabric prints suitable for pajamas and bed sets.
k) They're either wearing vintage glasses with the lens popped out or "Louis Vuitton" shades.
2) They stick their hands up in the notorious STAR TRAK sign.
3) They claim they are "skaters" when a month ago they thought skateboards were just for grunged white kids.
4) Pharrell Williams, Kanye West, and Lupe Fiasco are the "best rappers of the 21st Century" to them.
5) Pharrell is the husband to all of the girls (Oh, so Pharrell's a polygamist now?)
7) They own a skateboard that they never skate, but to just take a picture of it and put it up on MySpace claiming that "Skateboarding is Life".
8) They overuse the taglines "Kick, Push, Coastttt", "Skateboard P", "Nerd", and "Louis Vuitton Don".
9) Their new nicknames begin with the word "skateboard" and the first letter of their name.
10)Their MySpace pictures are brightly colored, shot at different Myspace angles flaunting their ICE and VANS and their fingers formed in the STAR TRAK sign.
11) Are self-proclaimed N*E*R*D's...when a year ago the word "nerd" was a stigma.
12) They get between 30 to 135,567,890 comments below their pics with any of the following tags:
a) "OMG! You lookin' fresh2def!"
b) "You look like Pharrell. You so sexy!"
c) "Kick, Push!"
d) "Your Vans are the sex."
e) "I wanna sex your Trucker hat!"
13) You are indeed a "hater" or "loser" is you express dislike for Pharrell, Kanye, or Lupe.
This kids are like a plagued cult of Indigo Children. They are humorous but at the same time creepy.
1) Dressed in any of the following attires:
a) A "vintage" (meaning it's either from Gadzooks or American Outfitter)T-shirt either worn by itself or over a bright-colored polo shirt with the collars up.
b) A brightly colored polo (striped or neon) with the collars popped up.
c) About 600 different gold Run DMC-style chains around their neck.
d) A multicolored trucker hat.
e) A printed scarf or kerchief around their mouth or neck.
f) Tight ass jeans (for girls tight jeans or a mini-skirt)
g) Silver chains on their pants.
h) Either wearing Vans or those candy-colored, ugly Ice Creams.
i) If they're rich, they're wearing authentic BBC. If their poor they have on a T-shirt with the BBC logo screen-printed on the front.
j) They're wearing (F)APE, if they're rich...BAPE bought from some fly-by-night street hustler in Central Park. If they're dirt poor, they're wearing some multi-colored hoodie with fabric prints suitable for pajamas and bed sets.
k) They're either wearing vintage glasses with the lens popped out or "Louis Vuitton" shades.
2) They stick their hands up in the notorious STAR TRAK sign.
3) They claim they are "skaters" when a month ago they thought skateboards were just for grunged white kids.
4) Pharrell Williams, Kanye West, and Lupe Fiasco are the "best rappers of the 21st Century" to them.
5) Pharrell is the husband to all of the girls (Oh, so Pharrell's a polygamist now?)
7) They own a skateboard that they never skate, but to just take a picture of it and put it up on MySpace claiming that "Skateboarding is Life".
8) They overuse the taglines "Kick, Push, Coastttt", "Skateboard P", "Nerd", and "Louis Vuitton Don".
9) Their new nicknames begin with the word "skateboard" and the first letter of their name.
10)Their MySpace pictures are brightly colored, shot at different Myspace angles flaunting their ICE and VANS and their fingers formed in the STAR TRAK sign.
11) Are self-proclaimed N*E*R*D's...when a year ago the word "nerd" was a stigma.
12) They get between 30 to 135,567,890 comments below their pics with any of the following tags:
a) "OMG! You lookin' fresh2def!"
b) "You look like Pharrell. You so sexy!"
c) "Kick, Push!"
d) "Your Vans are the sex."
e) "I wanna sex your Trucker hat!"
13) You are indeed a "hater" or "loser" is you express dislike for Pharrell, Kanye, or Lupe.
This kids are like a plagued cult of Indigo Children. They are humorous but at the same time creepy.
Friend 1: Hey look at me!!! I can skateboard! I'm like Pharrell now! (kicks skateboard and starts skating). Kick, Push, Kick, Push, C--- (skates into a pole and knocks their teeth out)
Friend 2: Man, you're such a Pharrell Wannabe. You embarrass me.
Friend 2: Man, you're such a Pharrell Wannabe. You embarrass me.
by twistedbabydoll June 25, 2007
Get the Pharrell Wannabemug. A person of mixed racial ancestry.
People usually think that mixed race people look better than people with a higher percentage of a blood ancestry or people who are full-blooded. THIS IS NOT TRUE! I can name so many ugly mixed race people that could scare the hairs off a fat woman's coochie! No matter what race you are, there is ugly and pretty in ALL RACES. Skin color doesn't make you prettier, you ignorant dumb asses. Is it the shape of your face and facial features that makes up how pretty you look. And European features, lighter skin and straighter hair is not the worldwide beauty standard. Beauty is skin deep.
People usually think that mixed race people look better than people with a higher percentage of a blood ancestry or people who are full-blooded. THIS IS NOT TRUE! I can name so many ugly mixed race people that could scare the hairs off a fat woman's coochie! No matter what race you are, there is ugly and pretty in ALL RACES. Skin color doesn't make you prettier, you ignorant dumb asses. Is it the shape of your face and facial features that makes up how pretty you look. And European features, lighter skin and straighter hair is not the worldwide beauty standard. Beauty is skin deep.
Boy: Maris is so pretty.
Girl: She looks okay...she's just very mean.
Boy: But she's pretty! She got light green eyes, long brown hair and ivory skin. She's mixed with Black, Irish, Native American, Brazilian and Puerto-Rican! That equals the woman of my dreams.
Girl: But Maris is EVIL! She shot her mother and stabbed her just because she didn't let her got to the prom! Then she burnt the house down and her mother and infant sister died in the fire!
Boy: Who cares? Marisa is hot. Mixed race people are the best looking people.
Girl: You ignorant fuck. Got to hell.
Girl: She looks okay...she's just very mean.
Boy: But she's pretty! She got light green eyes, long brown hair and ivory skin. She's mixed with Black, Irish, Native American, Brazilian and Puerto-Rican! That equals the woman of my dreams.
Girl: But Maris is EVIL! She shot her mother and stabbed her just because she didn't let her got to the prom! Then she burnt the house down and her mother and infant sister died in the fire!
Boy: Who cares? Marisa is hot. Mixed race people are the best looking people.
Girl: You ignorant fuck. Got to hell.
by twistedbabydoll August 15, 2007
Get the mixed racemug. A talented, excellent Southern-pride hip-hop duo, the likes of which Ludacris, Nelly or T.I. will never be. Rappers like the three mentioned should either be flipping burgers or dead compared to selling misogynist, degrading and uncreative music.
Outkast has been here for so long and were never truly appreciated until they released that damn, annoying "Hey Yaaaa" song that caused white people to overuse the phrase "shake it like a Polaroid picture" yet...they can not recognize their true-to-self hits such as Stankonia, Players Ball, etc...
Outkast has been here for so long and were never truly appreciated until they released that damn, annoying "Hey Yaaaa" song that caused white people to overuse the phrase "shake it like a Polaroid picture" yet...they can not recognize their true-to-self hits such as Stankonia, Players Ball, etc...
Me: Man...I love Outkast.
Naive Caucasian conformist, MTV-bitch: OMG! I love them! I never heard of them but after I heard "Hey Ya" I bought 16 copies of The Love Below/Speakerboxxx! That the best debut rap CD ever!
Me: You shit-fuck. They made music since the early- to mid-nineties. That's not their first fucking album!
Naive Caucasian conformist, MTV-bitch: OMG! I love them! I never heard of them but after I heard "Hey Ya" I bought 16 copies of The Love Below/Speakerboxxx! That the best debut rap CD ever!
Me: You shit-fuck. They made music since the early- to mid-nineties. That's not their first fucking album!
by twistedbabydoll August 14, 2007
Get the outkastmug.