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A girl who is zany, spastic and a little slow, but extremely intelligent, knows how to hold her liquor and will do some major ass-kicking if provoked.

also, her breasts are often compared to the size of huge grapefruits and with the curves men dream of.
Elyse's breasts are like the produce section all over again....melons!
by twisted-freakshow July 6, 2010
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