tw's definitions

Chrissy Stamps

the best. absolutely gorgeous with a laugh that makes you laugh. great smile. amazing personality. all eyes are on her when she walks into the room.

this girl is the best friend y’all could ask for.

maddie: hey, is it just me or is Chrissy Stamps looking especially fine today?
ellie: girl thats how she always looks

by tw May 12, 2022

needle dick

An extremely small penis, with extremely small balls underneath it.

Brad Thorson flashed his penis at my pool, forgetting that he had a needle dick.

by TW December 19, 2004

Dreidel

Definition: The clitoris of a jewish girl

Background: Common slang.

Example: Did you play with her dreidel?

Did you play with her dreidel?

by TW December 10, 2004

meathead

A person that nobody likes, they are obsessed with playing D-1 football even though they suck, they can't get any girls and often disgust them i.e. Kelly Bireley, and their penis is so small that when they flashed it at the pool nobody could see it.

Brad Thorson
"I asked out Kelly Bireley 7 times and got denied each time."

by TW December 19, 2004

needle dick

An embarrassingly small penis with an ejaculation time of 15 seconds.

Brad Thorson has a needle dick

by TW December 19, 2004

Ppl

this is a 'recursive' def, cuz i see no way to amend/addend other ppl's urbandictionary defs :-)

"Definition and background:
ppl is a short word for people.
Most used by net freaks who tend to write so fast that they just can not (sic) type the whole word because it takes to (sic) much time."

by tw August 25, 2004

twist

An unexpected change.

How the fuck are you gonna hit me with that twist? That's the biggest twist of the year. Thank you for the first twist of the year. This shit is bullshit.

by tw February 17, 2003