10 definitions by tw

Chrissy Stamps

the best. absolutely gorgeous with a laugh that makes you laugh. great smile. amazing personality. all eyes are on her when she walks into the room.

this girl is the best friend y’all could ask for.

maddie: hey, is it just me or is Chrissy Stamps looking especially fine today?
ellie: girl thats how she always looks

by tw May 13, 2022

needle dick

An embarrassingly small penis with an ejaculation time of 15 seconds.

Brad Thorson has a needle dick

by tw December 20, 2004

needle dick

An extremely small penis, with extremely small balls underneath it.

Brad Thorson flashed his penis at my pool, forgetting that he had a needle dick.

by tw December 20, 2004

Stony Broke

lacks adequate funds (seems to be a Brit or Aus term). Same as Stone Broke in the US.

Googled most frequently in other online dictionaries, but typical usage could be, "Ppl who are stony broke rarely get the chance to post 'stony broke' on the net." :-)

by tw August 25, 2004

Sugar Cola

Sugar Cola doesn't contain Artificial Sweeteners (weird chemicals). As contrasted to "Diet Cola".

A 12 oz can of Sugar Cola contains about 40 grams (equivalent of about 10 teaspoons) sugar, but weird fake-sugar chems might screw up your kidneys. Maybe you should just drink some water when you feel thirsty.

by tw August 25, 2004

meathead

A person that nobody likes, they are obsessed with playing D-1 football even though they suck, they can't get any girls and often disgust them i.e. Kelly Bireley, and their penis is so small that when they flashed it at the pool nobody could see it.

Brad Thorson
"I asked out Kelly Bireley 7 times and got denied each time."

by tw December 20, 2004

twist

An unexpected change.

How the fuck are you gonna hit me with that twist? That's the biggest twist of the year. Thank you for the first twist of the year. This shit is bullshit.

by tw February 18, 2003