truth's definitions

celebrity

simply put...absofuckinlutley useless in everyway shape or form. they do nothing for the economy except spend our hard earned money. we could definitley do better without them around

normal person: "sir can you help me i've been shot in the stomach by a rapper, and i'm beleeding to death."
celebrity: "and what...get my armani dirty...dude wipe up your blood and get away from my bentley before i call the police and have you arrested for article 108.376-any attempt to get any celebrity to do anything productive shall be punished by death"

by truth January 29, 2004

jargon

smarter then wildcard.

Wildcard is Evil. He enjoys tormenting people at huge LAN Parties with Yatta.

by Truth June 25, 2003

Strunk

Person who will never care for a female. They lust on their own pleasure.

1.Strunk cheated on his girlfriend again.

by Truth May 13, 2005

Rachel Aziani

Hot ass pornstar who doesn't do anything more hardcore than oral sucking videos. She is so fucking hot!! I'm watching her right now!! Oh Damn, gotta clean the screen again.

Tom: Dude, I ran out of pornstars to look at
Me: How can you run out of pornstars to look at?
Tom: Well, for some reason, they're not exciting as they used to be
Me: Well, check out Rachel Aziani.
(5 hours later)
Me: Hey Tom, can I borrow some socks?
Tom: Trust me, you dont want to borrow any of MY socks

by Truth April 4, 2005

fivehead

A grossly immense forehead, capable of reflecting enough sunlight to blind someone, or play movies onto.

by Truth April 18, 2003

common

Carla Talbot.....2 kids, 1 coucil flat, unmarried. Need i say more?

The above person

by Truth July 31, 2003

breaking benjamin

A great nu metal band formed by Ben Burnley. This is a little known fact about Breaking Benjamin, but Ben Burnley used to perform at coffee houses playing covers of songs by other bands to earn money.

The day has come to an end
The sun is over my head
My Polyamorous friend
caught me in a mass of trouble again
-Polyamorous

by Truth April 4, 2005