truth's definitions

stinky cousin elmo

When you hold down the head of your partner during oral sex and let loose a nasty fart.

This girl was going down on me so i gave her the stinky cousin elmo

by Truth September 13, 2004

San Fagcisco

A place where Straight guys are enjoying the lesbians!! (and the gay guys on;y live in 1 district just like every other city)

All kinds of SEX= SAn Francisco

by truth August 5, 2003

fivehead

A grossly immense forehead, capable of reflecting enough sunlight to blind someone, or play movies onto.

by Truth April 18, 2003

IYKWIM

used in conjunction with "AITYD". This is a prime example of how ridiculous internet abbreviations for chat / forum / messaging are getting.

User 1: "these abbreviations sure are getting ridiculously long IYKWIMAITYD..."

User 2: "yeah... 'btw', you're a FUCKING RETARD."

by truth March 31, 2005

santa

Santa is Satan.It's not just the spelling either.Do a little research.Sheesh.

Satan sucks the big one.

by truth February 26, 2004

morning glory

an asian store that sells all those annoying japenese and korean characters on every single fucking item that you could ever think of.

*with asian accent* yo mannnn let's go play DDR at Morning Glory!!!!!!!!!

by truth December 26, 2004

celebrity

simply put...absofuckinlutley useless in everyway shape or form. they do nothing for the economy except spend our hard earned money. we could definitley do better without them around

normal person: "sir can you help me i've been shot in the stomach by a rapper, and i'm beleeding to death."
celebrity: "and what...get my armani dirty...dude wipe up your blood and get away from my bentley before i call the police and have you arrested for article 108.376-any attempt to get any celebrity to do anything productive shall be punished by death"

by truth January 29, 2004