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what the ladies want

Money, expensive and useless crap, big penises, shopping malls, cell-phones, soap-operas, and SUVs.
That's basiclly what the ladies want.
by true June 6, 2004
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Linux

It's STILL not worthy enough to be used for the desktop at this point. You'd think that during the years after the Linux "community" made the fatal mistake of throwing their unfinished slop onto the retail shelves in 2000, they would have learned from their mistakes, completed the damn kernel, made Linux easier to use for Average Joe, and worked together to make a COMPLETE OS that includes support for "winmodems" and hardware that's sold at your local electronics store. Unfortunately, that is not the case because instead we have over 200 half-assed distros and the same old religious sermons that the Linux loons made in 1999.
So Windows costs $199.99 at the retail stores and I have to memorize a 16-digit code. At least unlike Linux, it installs flawlessly, is compatible with pretty much all of the hardware on the market, and it gets all my work done efficiently.

I will try out Linux after the geeks drop dead from fighting amongst themselves and no less than five quality distributions remain.

Year of the Linux Desktop my ass.
by true April 25, 2004
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poopey

by true July 29, 2004
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SpikeTV

A network for men, once they get rid of those damn reality TV shows and show more of the A-Team.
Two good parts about Spike TV are that Elimination show and Star Trek: The New Generation.
by true October 17, 2003
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iron maiden

Medieval device of extreme torture.

Kickass band. I even have two of their albums.
by true October 9, 2003
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Power Rangers

Goddamn Power Rangers. And the show isn't even that good either.
by true September 23, 2003
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pigeon

A gold-digger who only wants to fuck you for your money.
by true June 28, 2003
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