true's definitions

Capcom

The only good fighting game they ever made since Street Fighter 3 was.......

Nope, can't remember any other Capcom fighting game after that because they SUCKED!!!

by true October 23, 2003

overmarketing

The reason why the quality of music today sucks.

Overmarketing a bunch of karaoke singers and ignoring the talented artists will surely bring disaster upon the record industry.

by true October 15, 2003

what the ladies want

Money, expensive and useless crap, big penises, shopping malls, cell-phones, soap-operas, and SUVs.

That's basiclly what the ladies want.

by true June 6, 2004

SpikeTV

A network for men, once they get rid of those damn reality TV shows and show more of the A-Team.

Two good parts about Spike TV are that Elimination show and Star Trek: The New Generation.

by true October 17, 2003

Power Rangers

The show that killed off the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. :^

Goddamn Power Rangers. And the show isn't even that good either.

by true September 23, 2003

guys' night out

A harmless activity that male friends participate in for the purpose of reinforcing friendship or simply getting together to do something positive. Such activities include, but are not limited to beer drinking, discussing business and finance, watching or playing sports, playing videogames or card games, occasionally talking about women, or watching a movie that doesn't suck.

Guy's night out is one way for a man to be free, if only for a few hours.

by true August 23, 2003

Linux

It's STILL not worthy enough to be used for the desktop at this point. You'd think that during the years after the Linux "community" made the fatal mistake of throwing their unfinished slop onto the retail shelves in 2000, they would have learned from their mistakes, completed the damn kernel, made Linux easier to use for Average Joe, and worked together to make a COMPLETE OS that includes support for "winmodems" and hardware that's sold at your local electronics store. Unfortunately, that is not the case because instead we have over 200 half-assed distros and the same old religious sermons that the Linux loons made in 1999.

So Windows costs $199.99 at the retail stores and I have to memorize a 16-digit code. At least unlike Linux, it installs flawlessly, is compatible with pretty much all of the hardware on the market, and it gets all my work done efficiently.

I will try out Linux after the geeks drop dead from fighting amongst themselves and no less than five quality distributions remain.

Year of the Linux Desktop my ass.

by true April 25, 2004