82 definitions by troubledemon

Wrg Sext #

When a Cheating woman sexting her lover on the side punches the wrong phone # and sends it to another .

Guy-Hey I don't recognize this # with a text message.

Wife-Leme see that.

Message reads-Hey my bf is out of town again want to come over and play ?

Wife-Oh iam calling this bitch!

Guy-Hey I swear Thats a Wrg Sext #

by troubledemon March 1, 2010

Got any erb ?

This is what a man says to his bro when he wants to get high

Man says -Hey you got any erb ?

bro- Just pulls out a bowl and they both get high!

by troubledemon February 24, 2010

2:30

decribes when a eskimo has a tooth ache, pain,hurty,tooth hurty

man-what time is it?

eskimo-time to go to dentist.

man-what?

eskimo-2:30 time to go to the dentist

by troubledemon April 10, 2009

Brain kick out of gear

This happens while doing something a person will totally forget what they are doing .

Worker1-Hey did you get the tools?

Worker2-Yeah got everything we need .

Worker1-Ok hand me the 3/4 socket .

Worker2-Shit I got everything but that.

Worker1-What happened numb nuts did your brain kick out of gear?

by troubledemon February 25, 2010

Bingster

A person who uses microsofts new search engine instend of the others.

Jim -Hey how do I find out the football history on the Cleveland Browns ?

Steve-Bing It dude !

Jim-What?

Jim-Dont tell me that your not a Bingster!

by troubledemon August 1, 2009

Bingster

A person who uses microsofts new search engine instend of the others.

Jim -Hey how do I find out the football history on the Cleveland Browns ?

Steve-Bing It dude !

Jim-What?

Jim-Dont tell me that your not a Bingster!

by troubledemon August 1, 2009

Cliff Hanger

When a snot is hanging on the rim or edge of your nose you can feel it but it dont seem to be hanging out but it is!

Dude wipe that cliff hanger off your nose !

by troubledemon March 9, 2010