troubledemon's definitions

Present Detectives

When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .

Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?

Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!

by troubledemon December 23, 2009

doeknob

ebonics at its best the way it was ment to work

Password game show

and the password is

DEER

1st team clue

DOE

1st team answer

knob

I cant get in the doeknob must be locked.

by troubledemon March 26, 2009

Same ole Shit

Slang for doing the same stuff everyday as usual .

Dude sees a friend walking by and says hey whats happening ? Other dude replies Same ole Shit different day .Dude replies yeah I hear ya .

by troubledemon March 8, 2012

Proud Of Ya

When a person fucks something up and you want to have fun on their behalf.

Tommy-Hey I tried really hard to get the pipe to stop leaking but it wont stop.

jim-Proud Of Ya where is the fucking leak numbnutts?

by troubledemon March 31, 2009

Disel Fitter

1-A man who works in a factory that produces womens stockings and holds them up in front of his eyes and looks to the next guy and seys disel fitter meaning(these will fit her )

Joe -Hey how long have you been a disel fitter?


Lou-Oh about 20 yrs now.

by troubledemon April 5, 2009

shampipple

1-The late great Red Fox coined it a mixture of shampange and ripple wine

Fred -This is my favorite wine !

Grady -What is it?

Fred -Its shampipple

by troubledemon March 31, 2009

holdsemfromflopping

GERMAN NOUN-A piece of equipment usualy for woman that will hold the boobs so they dont flop all over the place . --OO--

jim -wow she has two black eyes!


steve-wow I wonder how that happened?


jim -maybe she wasnt wearing her holdsemfromflopping!

by troubledemon March 27, 2009