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This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.
Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!
Friend-You dont mean?
Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.
Friend-You dont mean?
Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.
by troubledemon April 2, 2009
Get the Beached mug.Worker1-Hey did you get the tools?
Worker2-Yeah got everything we need .
Worker1-Ok hand me the 3/4 socket .
Worker2-Shit I got everything but that.
Worker1-What happened numb nuts did your brain kick out of gear?
Worker2-Yeah got everything we need .
Worker1-Ok hand me the 3/4 socket .
Worker2-Shit I got everything but that.
Worker1-What happened numb nuts did your brain kick out of gear?
by troubledemon February 25, 2010
Get the Brain kick out of gear mug.GERMAN NOUN-A piece of equipment usualy for woman that will hold the boobs so they dont flop all over the place . --OO--
jim -wow she has two black eyes!
steve-wow I wonder how that happened?
jim -maybe she wasnt wearing her holdsemfromflopping!
steve-wow I wonder how that happened?
jim -maybe she wasnt wearing her holdsemfromflopping!
by troubledemon March 27, 2009
Get the holdsemfromflopping mug.Usually happens at work sometimes at home , upon doing something wrong or just straight up not doing it at all.
hey-why is the boss so pissed off at you today?
I forgot to do what he said yesterday ,now iam on his shit list.
husband-I told her they didnt have that kind of shampoo at the store ,she dont beleive me now iam on her shit list.
I forgot to do what he said yesterday ,now iam on his shit list.
husband-I told her they didnt have that kind of shampoo at the store ,she dont beleive me now iam on her shit list.
by troubledemon March 30, 2009
Get the shit list mug.When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .
Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?
Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
by troubledemon December 23, 2009
Get the Present Detectives mug.Man 1-Wow look at her man is she A Skinny person or what?
Man2-Dude she is so skinny she could walk thru a harp!
Man2-Dude she is so skinny she could walk thru a harp!
by troubledemon March 27, 2010
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