Beached

This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.

Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!

Friend-You dont mean?

Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.

by troubledemon April 02, 2009

Passed Wind

To fart

Kid-Eww margaret farted
Parent-Hey you mean she passed wind.
Kid-Yeah well she passed wind and she passed a fart too!

by troubledemon March 28, 2010

A_F_S_T_A_B

Always Fixing Shit That Aint Broken

Man-The problem isnt me .Its my friend over there he is A_F_S_T_A_B and he fucks it up worse than when he started.

by troubledemon February 13, 2010

Coffeed Out

When a person has had enough coffee for the day.

Husband- Hey want me to make another pot of coffee?

Wife- Not for me I am coffeed out !

by troubledemon May 09, 2010

farmville freak

1-A person who stays on farmville site all fucking day harvesting their crops !

woman1- hey do you need any help with your farm?

man-hell no you farmville freak I dont even have a farm

by troubledemon February 07, 2010

New Minority

American Citizens

Hey the census Just came out and American people are the New Minority In the united States .

I wonder why?

by troubledemon April 13, 2010

Glazed Doughnuts

When a man and a women have a all night fuckfest after drinking and or partying ,they will wake up in the morning and have a glazed doughnut look on their faces .

Woman -Wake up someones at the door !!

Man- Well answer the damn thing!

Woman-I have to freshin up first!

Man- Why?

Woman-Because we both look like a couple glazed doughnuts!

by troubledemon May 27, 2010