troubledemon's definitions

Speed Washing

When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!

Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.

Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?

Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing

by troubledemon January 24, 2010

SK8ER

Seen on license plates all across America

Dude -Hey I got to get me one of those cool set of plates.

Dude 2-Yeah get one that says SK8ER that would be cool

by troubledemon February 18, 2010

midshit

verb-(mid-shiting)craping-flushing,wipeing,farting,flood,overflow

Tom said -Hey why do you look so mad ?

Jim replies-This morning I was on crapper takeing a dump and had to stop in midshit and flush cause my toilet cant handle all my shit at one time.

by troubledemon March 24, 2009

Dude Lounge

This is the place where a man places his penis!

Jim says-Hey after we was at the bar last night ,you just took off .Where did you go?

Pete says-I was at the dude lounge all night with this women i met!

by troubledemon October 31, 2009

Bingster

A person who uses microsofts new search engine instend of the others.

Jim -Hey how do I find out the football history on the Cleveland Browns ?

Steve-Bing It dude !

Jim-What?

Jim-Dont tell me that your not a Bingster!

by troubledemon August 1, 2009

The Crack

Construction workers language . A term used by a boss to inform a worker that work has been canceled for that day and he can sleep in .

Crack-wife,girlfriend,

Boss calling 6:00

Boss-Hey I just saw the radar on the news and it looks like it is going to rain all day .So stay close to the crack we are not working .

by troubledemon March 11, 2010

2:30

decribes when a eskimo has a tooth ache, pain,hurty,tooth hurty

man-what time is it?

eskimo-time to go to dentist.

man-what?

eskimo-2:30 time to go to the dentist

by troubledemon April 10, 2009