troubledemon's definitions

Got any erb ?

This is what a man says to his bro when he wants to get high

Man says -Hey you got any erb ?

bro- Just pulls out a bowl and they both get high!

by troubledemon February 24, 2010

Garaj Mahal

A garage that is really decked out with some of the best things that money can buy! Fantsy tool boxes crown molding nice car nice bar fridge .Just a cool place to hang out!

Jim -What is going on steve?

Steve-Iam heading over to the Garaj Mahal .

Jim-Ok tell Pete I will be there in a couple minutes .

by troubledemon September 6, 2009

Glazed Doughnuts

When a man and a women have a all night fuckfest after drinking and or partying ,they will wake up in the morning and have a glazed doughnut look on their faces .

Woman -Wake up someones at the door !!

Man- Well answer the damn thing!

Woman-I have to freshin up first!

Man- Why?

Woman-Because we both look like a couple glazed doughnuts!

by troubledemon May 27, 2010

Ripping Jag

Consistant drinking and or wild partying on ones behalf for a long period of time.

(3days to a week or more straight without stoping or changeing clothes )

(1 week or more full blown acoholic)

Jim says -Hey have you seen Steve around?

Matt says-Yeah he is off on another Ripping Jag .

by troubledemon March 25, 2009

author troubledemon

When a person wants people to see and give thumbs up on all his funny stuff on urbandictionary he types in his name so as to get other to look!!

hey did you see all the fucking funny stuff that author troubledemon has made up on urbandictionary?

by troubledemon March 31, 2009

Speed Washing

When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!

Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.

Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?

Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing

by troubledemon January 24, 2010

Wrg Sext #

When a Cheating woman sexting her lover on the side punches the wrong phone # and sends it to another .

Guy-Hey I don't recognize this # with a text message.

Wife-Leme see that.

Message reads-Hey my bf is out of town again want to come over and play ?

Wife-Oh iam calling this bitch!

Guy-Hey I swear Thats a Wrg Sext #

by troubledemon March 1, 2010