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omfg boom

Person1: did you see that
Person2: OMFG BOOM!
by tristan February 15, 2004
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kombucha

A fungus spawned in the pits of hell, and possessing a smell that would make the poopsmith vomit.
Mr. Hooper's Class is Growing Kombucha, burn the classroom before it infects the rest of the school.
by Tristan September 10, 2003
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borededed

Ah crap! I'm so borededed!
by Tristan May 2, 2004
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Kennel Syndrome

A medical condition in which the sufferer loses his or her sense of short term memory for conversation.
This syndrome in known to occur in many different environments, though it has got it's name from the first documented case in a kennels in Studley, Worcestershire.
It has been known to occur in educational establishments as well, notably it occurs with devastating effect in primary school teachers, and teaching assistants.
The condition, which is not confirmed to be viral, bacterial or fungal has evolved a strain which has high contaigousness. It is establishing a hold in Aberystwyth, and looks to be colonising the South East of England. It's spread in the Midlands has been slowed effectively by containment.

Kennel Syndrome has been linked to excessive consumption of blue smarties, peaking in those suffering from blue smartie syndrome and spreads fastest throughout populations with high numbers of INAD sufferers.

A vaccine is being produced, as it is deeply irritating to those who do not suffer it.
10.04, Monday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"No, what did you get her?"

11.15, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"I think you did, but remind me".

11.18, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"Yes, you did. Stop telling me the same stuff over and over! Have you got Kennel Syndrome or something?!".
by Tristan July 24, 2008
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Shiroi Okami

a name given to complete and utter psychopaths with angry or violent tendancies. literal translation is white wolf.
somtimes we call lane shiroi okami because of his violent behavior.
by tristan December 13, 2004
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fuckle

Its an exclamation for something really minor. If a pencil broke in half or if you dropped something, you could exclaim "Fuckle". It adds whimsy to an otherwise obscene expression
Upon dropping a quarter:
"Fuckle"
by Tristan December 6, 2003
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bikini queen

a self declared name by one of the secrectary in SIT CLUB (NYP) executive comitte 05.
hey 'bikini queen', not wearing bikini today ar?
by tristan February 19, 2005
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