tristan's definitions

omfg boom

omfg boom cannon boom

Person1: did you see that
Person2: OMFG BOOM!

by tristan February 15, 2004

hoy

This is a special word that has one proper meaning, it is used to describe bad fortune (eg. said after u see someone fall over or make any kind of mistake) or alternatively, a person who is mal-co-ordinated, or generally unfortunate (every group of friends has one, you know, the one who always gets a football in the nads)

(your mate is walking along and walks into a lampost)- your immediate reaction; HOY!!!!!!!!!!!

by TRISTAN January 3, 2004

5 by 5

A small one room economy flat.

A tiny home, with small dementions that has everything including a cooking area, living space, and sleeping quarters in the same room. Usually the bathroom has it's own separate room or area that is closed off from the rest of the humble abode.

by Tristan December 21, 2003

fuckle

Its an exclamation for something really minor. If a pencil broke in half or if you dropped something, you could exclaim "Fuckle". It adds whimsy to an otherwise obscene expression

Upon dropping a quarter:
"Fuckle"

by Tristan December 6, 2003

zipper

the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me

"ur so hot forest. oh yeah oh yeah. damn here comes the teacher. ouch!

by tristan November 26, 2003

Jeezits

(n) Holy Communion Stolen From The Minister To Be Taken Home And Have Milk Be Added And To Be Eaten Like Cereal

Dane Cook Used This In His "Church" Stand Up Act

HOLY SHIT! HE'S STEALING THE JEEZITS!

Hey! Jeezits Are Two For Two Dollars, whOa!

by Tristan January 24, 2005

Shiroi Okami

a name given to complete and utter psychopaths with angry or violent tendancies. literal translation is white wolf.

somtimes we call lane shiroi okami because of his violent behavior.

by tristan December 13, 2004