tristan's definitions
This is a special word that has one proper meaning, it is used to describe bad fortune (eg. said after u see someone fall over or make any kind of mistake) or alternatively, a person who is mal-co-ordinated, or generally unfortunate (every group of friends has one, you know, the one who always gets a football in the nads)
by TRISTAN January 3, 2004
Get the hoymug. Blue Smartie Syndrome (BSS) is caused by ingestion of the additives E128 and E133. Other additives can cause similar effect, though the previous are the most used as examples. These are colours (Red and Blue respectively) found in many sweets and processed foods in varying amounts. They are known to cause hyperactivity in children, which can lead to INAD or hyperactive behaviour. Hence, it is extremely unwise to give smarties to hyperactive children, unless you want to prize them off of next door's TV aerial.
by Tristan March 20, 2005
Get the Blue Smartie Syndromemug. by tristan February 15, 2004
Get the omfg boommug. a metal canister that is placed under the blankets of a bed to make it warm, also used to describe a whore or slut... ect.
by tristan May 13, 2005
Get the hussymug. (n) Holy Communion Stolen From The Minister To Be Taken Home And Have Milk Be Added And To Be Eaten Like Cereal
Dane Cook Used This In His "Church" Stand Up Act
Dane Cook Used This In His "Church" Stand Up Act
by Tristan January 24, 2005
Get the Jeezitsmug. by Tristan June 6, 2004
Get the Chewbismmug. the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me
by tristan November 26, 2003
Get the zippermug.