trip's definitions

townie

A person that thinks unprovoked attacks on "goffs and dirty gwebs" makes them cool. Someone that thinks schreaching loudly while trying to bring the front wheel of his (stolen) bike down on a dogs back, causing the dog to run, terrified, onto a road infront of a car, just because the dog is owned by a "dirty bag of greb s**t" is funny. Someone who pretends they're "well ard" by laughing nervously while running away when an angry "goff" girl tells them they'll be getting the vet bill. Someone who thinks beating up girls makes them "well 'ard". Someone who thinks everyone else needs and wants fashion tips. Someone who mistakenly thinks that they are and should be respected by all. In short: A d**kh**d.

What a stupid thing to do! Well it was a townie...

by Trip April 21, 2004

sycophant

an ass kisser

John Howard is such a sycophant

by Trip June 6, 2003

the one

The person who has the power to change things within The Matrix, i.e. Neo.

Also a crappy movie starring Jet Li traversing parallel dimensions.

Morpheus believes that Neo is the one.

After watching The One, i wanted to go back in time and kill myself as to prevent myself from watching said movie.

by trip June 18, 2003

relatives

People whose exsistance you tend to deny in a social gathering.

"Are those your relatives?"
"Nope."

by trip June 25, 2003

christ apples

The testicles.

I told my lady to take a bite out of my christ apples. Unfortunately, she did.

by trip June 25, 2003

mill pond

MPG's represent 860 to the fullest, shouts ta all yall u kno who u are

n/a

by TriP June 25, 2003

cuntsock

Marks wife..

Man, my cuntsock forgot to cut the crust off my sandwhich.

by Trip August 1, 2003