tracey's definitions

prison lube

The spit that goes on a penis before insertion into a dry hole

Mike Tyson said he used prison lube when he had intercorse with that girl.

by Tracey September 5, 2003

waff

A womans fanny

Ooh - Ive got an itchy waff!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

bleeding hatchet wound

A womans vagina during her period.

She is so bitchy, she probably has a bleeding hatchet wound.

by Tracey September 18, 2003

Spazmaplastic

When someone becomes so overly excited or high on drugs that they begin to act stupidly to a point of extremity.

i'm feeling spazmaplastic
What a spazmaplastic
He/she is having a spazmaplastic fit

by Tracey February 15, 2004

stones in pocket

To put stones in one's pockets means one is going to commit suicide. This term comes from the method of suicide employed by Virginia Woolf when she put a large stone in her pocket and walked into a river to drown herself.

That concert was so boring I was about to put stones in my pockets.

by Tracey December 28, 2003

ka

ka sounds just like it looks. ka. when i was younger and my parents took us to mass, there was always a chinese couple who sat in front of us, caddy corner, indian style on the pew. one day, the woman must have had some sinus congestion or something, so out of nowhere, she begins to sneeze. after a few unproductive sneezes, she gathers her phlegm and watch out - KA - it went flying in the church. KA is the sound she made as her mucus flew and joined the choir sitting in front of us. (ok, well, i dont know where it really went, but it was funny as hell and we laugh about it to this day!

achoo achoo - KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!~

by tracey January 17, 2005

metrosexual

A claytons version of a poofter

I am just pretending to be gay, because it is apparently trendy

by Tracey December 8, 2003