1 definition by totalpyro420

using the foot and toes to stroke the penis.
usually done across the car while the man is driving.
it's very distracting.
Man: Dude! I totaled my car yesterday!
Other Man: Why?
Man: My chick was giving me the topless nachos while i was driving!
by totalpyro420 June 18, 2008
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