tori's definitions

skanky

acting and/or dressing like a skank (see skank)

"she is so skanky! just look at what she's wearing!"

by Tori June 21, 2003

BFFLNMWHUDDUPLYLAS

Best Friend For Life No Matter What Happens Until Death Do Us Part Love You Like A Sister

Sam you are my BFFLNMWHUDDUSLYLAS!!!

by tori June 17, 2004

femme fatale

a woman who manipulates men to do her dirty work

by tori October 1, 2003

Lust

often confused with love, it is purely physical attraction and has no lasting effect

she lusted after him, his eyes, his hair, his body

by Tori September 5, 2003

gobble the goose

form of speech:Verb;
tense:Singular/Present tense

When a man performs oral sex on a woman
or vice versa, the "goose" would be defined singularly as bodily fluids produced durring sexual intercourse, thus Gobbeling the goose would be the intake of fluids from sex organs such as the penis or vagina, ect.

Other Forms of Speech:
Plural/present (Gobble the geese)
Singular/Past tense (Gobbled the goose)
Plural/past tense (gobbled the geese)
Noun Form (Goose Gobbler)

Synonyms followed by (noun form):
Suck cock (cock sucker), Eat pussy (pussy eater), Guzzle Cum (Cum Guzzler), Muching carpet (Carpet Muncher), Sample the stick (Stick sampler), give head (head giver), nut juggling (nut juggler), cooch capering (Cooch caper), squirreling (squirreler),ect.

Antonyms in noun form:
Non-head'giving prude ass bitch.

-Hey Betty, I was gobbled some geese last night at the office party.
-Oh yeah, with who?
-Well, it was a number of people...i was awfully hammered and/or stoned, and cant remember a damn thing!
-Well then how did you know that you gobbled geese?
-I found it evident as when i woke up, i discoverd protein stains on my dress...far too much for just one individual! So logically, i figured i gobbled at least 4-7 mens geese.
-Well I hear Jack produces a lot of man juice now a days...you could have just gobbled his goose
-How do you know of Jacks man juice production rate?
-I pay him 10 dollars a day to fill an empty gatorade bottle with his cum, so that i may enjoy it not only when im secretly giving him head in his office, but also when im on the go!

by Tori January 4, 2004

distro

an abbreviation of the word "distribution". Commonly used when referring to a list or a collection.

I added Ken's name to the distro so he would receive emails sent to the department.

by Tori December 28, 2004