tori's definitions

Jelly bracelets

I dont really know why there is so much talk about these damn braclets...I really dont think that people are actually fucking because someone broke there "black braclet...well at least I didn't." Come on people get over it. My 4 year old sister has a pink one that i gave her. I really dont think that someone is going ot brake it and expect her do do something with them "and if they do I will kill them." The first one that I ever had was a black one and my dad saw it he told me that "he knew what it meant and he really didnt want me to waer it." I didnt even know what it meant "whatever." Whoever made up the "snap" game I would like to thank you because everytime some stupid horney little boy brakes my braclets...I get the chance to beat the hell out of him and tell him that he better buy me a new one or I will beat the hell out of him again. They're just braclets...I dont think that people are actually doing what they mean and if they are then they are prolly just horney and enjoy the attention. It is a "fad" it will pass and something else will take its place and then they will be trying to ban that from every school too.

boy~haha I broke your "black bracklet" now we have to fuck
~snap, crakel, pop~
boy~ouch "F@*^"
me~haha I broke you hand... now you need to get me a new braclet... oh yea don't f@7*ing mess with my braclets again....or I will brake the other hand
boy~alrigth alright...!...

by Tori July 16, 2004

Mother Fucker

A stupid ass dumb ass crack-headed ass slut ass bitch.
A person who has sexual contact with their mother.
A person who has sexual contact with any one's mother.

You bitch ass mother fucker!

by Tori November 21, 2003

yawnurp

a yawn mixed with a burp

when you yawn, your mouth is wide open and then you burp and get a guuuuhhhh sound

by Tori December 29, 2004

jelly bracelets

black- hand job
white-blow job
pink- lap dance
yellow-whut ever the snapper wants
green-fingering
blue-make out
orange-intercourse

whut ever

by tori April 19, 2004

outski

when the female gets eatin out

I gave the outski...the girls cooch stank

by tori May 13, 2005

skanky

acting and/or dressing like a skank (see skank)

"she is so skanky! just look at what she's wearing!"

by Tori June 21, 2003

Oxycodone

Oxycodone is a very strong narcotic pain reliever. It is meant to be taken in pill form not broken, eaten, or crushed.

Taking it in crushed form can result in a drug overdose.

I was presribed oxycodone after syrgery

by Tori February 16, 2004