3 definitions by topthrilldragster220

sucks dry

You can exclaim this phrase when something sucked beyond belief or sucked beyond sucking. Something sucked so much that it sucked DRY.

Me: Dude, The Little Mermaid sucks dry.
Friend: Yeah, we're dillholes for seeing it!

by topthrilldragster220 December 31, 2005

The greatest roller coaster on the face of this planet until a 500 foot roller coaster will set foot on this planet.

I nearly pissed my pants when I first rode Millennium Force at age 7.

A disease that hamsters get where their ass is very wet and they constantly have smelly diarrhea.

Me: Dude, my hamster got wet tail and it's smells bad.
Friend: Poor little shithole.

by topthrilldragster220 December 31, 2005