topless clown spanker's definitions

satisfaction street

A street famous for it's prostitutes.

Bob hated his sexless marriage so he went to go do his duty on satisfaction street.

by topless clown spanker January 2, 2010

Topless Clown

Paris Hilton's mother

At Ron's bachelor party, Bill got spanked by a topless clown,who turned out to be Paris Hilton's mother.

by Topless clown spanker June 22, 2009

King size ass

An ass that is bigger than xxl

Oh my god, just look at that king size ass!!!

by Topless clown spanker June 26, 2009

Horny Burrito

A horny mexican chef

The mexican chef was a horny burrito when he was looking up all the waitresses skirts.

by Topless Clown Spanker June 22, 2009

Booty Spaghetti

Booty Spaghetti is when spaghetti comes out of that pussy, tomatoe sauce squirts out of that clit, and meat balls pop out of that booty hole. Just grab a fork out of that ass cheek and chow down!!!

A good way to see if your girlfriend is Italian is to see if she makes booty spaghetti.

by topless clown spanker July 29, 2011

Stupidican

A republican who is narrow minded, greedy, and wants poor people to struggle.

My town is runned by a Stupidican Mayor, Since he cut county spending out of mental health services the whole town has been running mad.

by Topless Clown Spanker April 17, 2011

buddaholic

An alcoholic who is a Buddist.

In 10 years Justin Bieber will be a buddaholic when he becomes a hobo.

by topless clown spanker July 29, 2011