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the anus of a young freckled ginger boy or ginger girl who doesnt seem to mind the clutter. and by clutter i mean a big chunk of red butthole hairs. as big as a thing of lettuce yet as red as raw hamburger meat.
Bro did you see paul dress out in the locker room? Ya his ring of fire was showing and it wasnt pretty to be honest it looked like either your uncle calvani got hot sauce on his mustache or he made a smoothie made out of clifford the big red dogs fur and the sauce that drips from your bootyhole while doing madlibs. Ya I wish he would wear underwear because to me it looks like a red husky went down a slip n slide.
by tophieCC April 21, 2010
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Marco got his mom to lactate in my tapioca pudding without me noticing and I ate it so to get back at him I convinced him to go grocery shopping with my gay ginger friend conner. Little did he know that the only thing they picked up from the grocery store was mayonaise,hot dogs,and a rubber chicken. Marco was confused as to why they went to a motel room. Lets just say the next day he woke up and looked like his penis either went for a ride in the rectum of a bloody babboon or his penis crashed into a red ant pile in the rain because his penis was caked in chunky crap and it had more dots on it then a winning grannys bingo card. Looks like hes guna have to go down the hand lotion isle for awile or at least the genital warts isle and feathered penis isle.
by tophieCC April 21, 2010
Get the grocery shopping mug.the aftermath of inserting your penis in a fig newton pussy,your penis is covered in a waxy substance similar to the inside of a fig newton but its mixed with your semen which makes it look like apple butter.
by tophieCC April 21, 2010
Get the figgy mug.when you tuck your testicles back just like a bulldog or whatever you wana call it but you also stretch your penis back where its supposed to be with your nuts still tucked and the penis is so over stretched its bright red and it resembles rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
I know its not christmas time but lets just say that rudolph the red-nosed reindeer has been visiting me.
by tophieCC March 11, 2010
Get the rudolph the red-nosed reindeer mug.the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.
by tophieCC March 11, 2010
Get the golden blumpkin mug.when a person, most of the time a girl, has soo much cellulite on their upper legs that when exposed in shorts the cellulite looks like a vagina.
I wonder how many rings she has around her vagina jelly.
That girl is getting pretty chunky,shes starting to sprout vagina jelly.
I'm pretty sure she could fit a phat stack of pennies in her vagina jelly.
Dude have you ever tried to "get sum" of her vagina jelly?
Dude no,its probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Her vagina jelly resembles boiling tomato soup.
That girl is getting pretty chunky,shes starting to sprout vagina jelly.
I'm pretty sure she could fit a phat stack of pennies in her vagina jelly.
Dude have you ever tried to "get sum" of her vagina jelly?
Dude no,its probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Her vagina jelly resembles boiling tomato soup.
by tophieCC September 3, 2009
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Dude never smell your Penis Butter, EVER!
Gross,did you hear that John Kirk actually thought Penis Butter was like Apple Butter so he put it on his toast and ate it.
Dude never smell your Penis Butter, EVER!
Gross,did you hear that John Kirk actually thought Penis Butter was like Apple Butter so he put it on his toast and ate it.
by tophieCC September 3, 2009
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