tophieCC's definitions

Vagina Jelly

when a person, most of the time a girl, has soo much cellulite on their upper legs that when exposed in shorts the cellulite looks like a vagina.

I wonder how many rings she has around her vagina jelly.

That girl is getting pretty chunky,shes starting to sprout vagina jelly.

I'm pretty sure she could fit a phat stack of pennies in her vagina jelly.

Dude have you ever tried to "get sum" of her vagina jelly?

Dude no,its probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Her vagina jelly resembles boiling tomato soup.

by tophieCC September 3, 2009

Beanis

Referring to a South American's (beaner) penis.

I was totally stoked when she said she'd suck my beanis.

Oscar,no one wants to see your shriveled beanis.

In my gym class I can always smell my friends beanis.

by tophieCC May 7, 2011

alley oop

when you stretch your erection in a loop to your asshole. from there you can see how many twinkies you can shove through your alley oop

I had one of those "do it yourself" nights so instead of the average jerk off, i instead went kinky and gave myself an alley oop.

by tophieCC September 15, 2010

Pullin' the Trigger

Referring to when you stick your first two fingers in someone's anus and leave your thumb out on the cheek and start to squeez your thumb and first two fingers at the same time so your two fingers are massaging the inside of the persons anus and the thumb is massaging their buttcheek as well, thus resembling a trigger of a gun being pulled.

Bro, last night Johny was pullin' the trigger non stop!

Yo Dad, your pullin' the trigger like a pro!

I even practice pullin' the trigger with my step sister!

by tophieCC July 7, 2011

grocery shopping

slang term for homosexual gingers for having unprotected anal sex with whoever needs to release and beCOME.

Marco got his mom to lactate in my tapioca pudding without me noticing and I ate it so to get back at him I convinced him to go grocery shopping with my gay ginger friend conner. Little did he know that the only thing they picked up from the grocery store was mayonaise,hot dogs,and a rubber chicken. Marco was confused as to why they went to a motel room. Lets just say the next day he woke up and looked like his penis either went for a ride in the rectum of a bloody babboon or his penis crashed into a red ant pile in the rain because his penis was caked in chunky crap and it had more dots on it then a winning grannys bingo card. Looks like hes guna have to go down the hand lotion isle for awile or at least the genital warts isle and feathered penis isle.

by tophieCC April 21, 2010

pure fart

when you hold in so many farts and they DONT go away so when you finally let it out its like 2 minutes long of a long,loud fart but it has absolutely NO SMELL AT ALL becasue its 100 percent air.

After dinner I released a wicked pure fart.



You heard that? Thats all pure my friend.

by tophieCC February 11, 2009

gusher

when you pop the cherry of a vagina and/or butthole of a person and it gushes out blood and it resembles a gusher snack

Some people call it a gusher but my grandson likes to call mine a midnight snack.

by tophieCC May 3, 2010