the aftermath of inserting your penis in a fig newton pussy,your penis is covered in a waxy substance similar to the inside of a fig newton but its mixed with your semen which makes it look like apple butter.
by tophieCC April 21, 2010
slang term for homosexual gingers for having unprotected anal sex with whoever needs to release and beCOME.
Marco got his mom to lactate in my tapioca pudding without me noticing and I ate it so to get back at him I convinced him to go grocery shopping with my gay ginger friend conner. Little did he know that the only thing they picked up from the grocery store was mayonaise,hot dogs,and a rubber chicken. Marco was confused as to why they went to a motel room. Lets just say the next day he woke up and looked like his penis either went for a ride in the rectum of a bloody babboon or his penis crashed into a red ant pile in the rain because his penis was caked in chunky crap and it had more dots on it then a winning grannys bingo card. Looks like hes guna have to go down the hand lotion isle for awile or at least the genital warts isle and feathered penis isle.
by tophieCC April 21, 2010
when a person, most of the time a girl, has soo much cellulite on their upper legs that when exposed in shorts the cellulite looks like a vagina.
I wonder how many rings she has around her vagina jelly.
That girl is getting pretty chunky,shes starting to sprout vagina jelly.
I'm pretty sure she could fit a phat stack of pennies in her vagina jelly.
Dude have you ever tried to "get sum" of her vagina jelly?
Dude no,its probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Her vagina jelly resembles boiling tomato soup.
That girl is getting pretty chunky,shes starting to sprout vagina jelly.
I'm pretty sure she could fit a phat stack of pennies in her vagina jelly.
Dude have you ever tried to "get sum" of her vagina jelly?
Dude no,its probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Her vagina jelly resembles boiling tomato soup.
by tophieCC September 03, 2009
the act of stretching your boner through the back of your legs so it is right below the ass cheeks and then jack off while its behind you like a tail. this act when in motion looks like your plunging your anus. it may also be referred to as "fluffing your garfield."
(bill)I got rejected again tom.
(tom) ah man im sorry to hear that. would you like me to plunge you off?
(bill)no thanks,i'll hit up pang instead.
(tom) ah man im sorry to hear that. would you like me to plunge you off?
(bill)no thanks,i'll hit up pang instead.
by tophieCC September 16, 2010
In gym class I had so much Penis Butter cooking up,it started to smell and drip.
Dude never smell your Penis Butter, EVER!
Gross,did you hear that John Kirk actually thought Penis Butter was like Apple Butter so he put it on his toast and ate it.
Dude never smell your Penis Butter, EVER!
Gross,did you hear that John Kirk actually thought Penis Butter was like Apple Butter so he put it on his toast and ate it.
by tophieCC September 03, 2009
when you stretch your erection in a loop to your asshole. from there you can see how many twinkies you can shove through your alley oop
I had one of those "do it yourself" nights so instead of the average jerk off, i instead went kinky and gave myself an alley oop.
by tophieCC September 16, 2010
when you hold in so many farts and they DONT go away so when you finally let it out its like 2 minutes long of a long,loud fart but it has absolutely NO SMELL AT ALL becasue its 100 percent air.
by tophieCC February 12, 2009