breast onplants

fake titties that you wear on or over your real titties so that your little titties look bigger.
Man your titties look bigger! I know you can't afford no breast implants, so those must be breast onplants!
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Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?
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spanking the kitty

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!
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spanking the kitty

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!
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pinch a biscuit

Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.
I'm so fucking constipated that I can't even pinch a biscuit.
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spank the kitty

For personal hygiene reasons, you should always wash your hands before you spank the kitty.
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molesting myself

The act of subjecting yourself to unwanted or improper sexual advances or activity, from yourself.

What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P
I spent all last night molesting myself. Damn, my dick is sore!
by tonyfamous October 07, 2010
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