tony's definitions

merriwether

Obnoxious, lude, loud mouth ass hole.

All racist hockey players are merriwethers.

by Tony November 7, 2003

raj soin

when a thumb is inserted into the anus during sexual activity

shane and emily enjoy exchanging raj soin's while shane takes pictures

by tony November 1, 2006

kill

To be really good at something. A compliment to someone by saying they're kill.

"Wow, you're fuckin' Kill!"

"Thanks"

by Tony February 18, 2007

dump sweats

when you're out on a date with a chick and you suddenly feel the urge to drop a deuce. since you're just out on a date, you cannot leave to go shit, so you begin to squirm and become increasingly uncomfortable. the act of puckering up your A-hole makes you sweat like a whore in church.

While on the ferris wheel with Kelly, i got a bad case of the dump sweats, and nearly shit my pants.

by tony August 18, 2004

no handed clap

the no handed clap is where a male is wearing loose pants or shorts and thrusts his hips as to make his balls smack on his legs

I did the no handed clap on the stage at school.

by Tony July 17, 2006

Fartspartagus

A name given to jack-offs that likes to pass gas in crowded
locations, preferably closed-in spaces were air is not ventilated.

Fart- comes from passing gas out the anus. syn.;pooting; shooting of air biscuits.

Spartagus- a slave that was made into a gladiator to amuse the Roman masses.
combined; Fart+Spartagus as one name used in anger.

Damn, you Fartspartagus!!

An assmunch, that farts in the car with jammed windows on highway moving at 70 miles per hour.

A person standing in a long line on a hot day that passes gas in front of you when you are next.

A rude person that farts in an elevator full of people.

by Tony June 19, 2006

Bruised fruit

A manky chick, a woman who has passed her sell by date, a grunter, a swamp donkey

Oh look there goes Richard David in his dungo pants, no wonder he has so much bruised fruit

by Tony July 13, 2004