tony's definitions

crapatits

if something is more than crap

george is crapatits

by Tony February 1, 2003

have it

hard to define. you say it when something is pleasing or good. eluding to something good also in response to something someone else says. Originated in the Mid-West

guy 1: "i'm gonna totally hook up with this hottie tonight" guy 2: "have it"

"whoa, look what i found. half off fazoli's coupon's! have it."

"i'm gonna go beat off"
"have it."

by Tony December 18, 2005

jerusalem cruiser

Any rope sandal that is similar in style to the kind that Jesus would have worn.

"Hey, Ryan, where'd you buy the Jerusalem Cruisers?"

by Tony April 24, 2003

Clinton Road

A deserted and dangerous road located off Route 23 in West Milford, NJ. This place has become infamous due to the strange activity which occurs at night. This includes satanic cults, kkk gatherings, ghost sightings, and some kind of hell hound.

Beware, don't go on Clinton Road at night.

by Tony July 17, 2006

spoken truth

an individual who speaks facts only i.e. nokas

god is the spoken truth

by tony October 26, 2003

chubble butt

1) chunky plus bubble equals chubble

2) bigger than a bubble butt, it is a chubble butt

3) the new definition of badonkadonk

damn, that girl/boy has a chubble butt

by Tony May 27, 2006

jurdling

to jurdle - the act of jumping over an unsuspecting Japanese Girl in a public area. Occurs often to those of short stature who are paying attention to nothing except their cell phone.

I am so tired. I was jurdling all day.
I am so angry. I was jurdled by a fat guy he could have killed me!!

by Tony March 8, 2005