Definitions by tony

Cuntface

A rare species of fish native mostly to the deep lakes of South America resembling the female genitalia.

The cuntface swallowed the diver.

Cuntface by Tony July 17, 2006

hangy tits 

when the breasts of a woman extend down to or past her belly button.

Damn, grandma has some hangy tits!!
Yeah but her pussy is still tighter than a turtles ass isnt it?

hangy tits by tony July 17, 2006

man chowder 

semen, cum, jizz, baby batter, etc

i gave that lovely young ho a taste of my hot man chowder.

man chowder by tony July 17, 2006

donut and sausage situation 

Sex. The sausage for a penis and the donut for a hole.

Laura and I had a donut and sausage situation last night.

donut and sausage situation by Tony July 17, 2006

Godiva 

The best damn chocolate company--ever. It may be expensive, but it's the finest quality of chocolate you'll ever taste. I recommend that you savor it for maximum enjoyment.

$2.00 for an espresso truffle?!?!! Oh well, it's from Godiva so it must be good.

*makes a tiny nibble*

...mmmm, this tastes just as good as when my boyfriend kisses me

Godiva by Tony July 17, 2006

penis enlarger 

another word for confidence booster

I need a penis enlarger bad

penis enlarger by tony July 17, 2006

stitch 

stitch is a shorter term in place of the longer phrase of "stupid ass bitch" or "Stupid Bitch". Hence STupid (Ass can be insterted anywhere if need be) then bITCH, ending up with STITCH.

Damn, your mom is a stitch.

stitch by Tony July 17, 2006