tony's definitions

have it

hard to define. you say it when something is pleasing or good. eluding to something good also in response to something someone else says. Originated in the Mid-West

guy 1: "i'm gonna totally hook up with this hottie tonight" guy 2: "have it"

"whoa, look what i found. half off fazoli's coupon's! have it."

"i'm gonna go beat off"
"have it."

by Tony December 18, 2005

Guarino

Shit, Poop, Turd, etc. Anything in that nature

Ahh Fuck Man, I just stepped in some guarino

by Tony March 12, 2005

joonies

ass, pussy, lips, guts

I wanna crush them joonies.

by Tony September 29, 2003

J I C

J I C is an abbreviation for the words Just in case, used in the chatrooms

Joey: where were you
Jill: In the grocery store i got some tomatoes J I C

by tony October 26, 2004

crapatits

if something is more than crap

george is crapatits

by Tony February 1, 2003

jerusalem cruiser

Any rope sandal that is similar in style to the kind that Jesus would have worn.

"Hey, Ryan, where'd you buy the Jerusalem Cruisers?"

by Tony April 24, 2003

chubble butt

1) chunky plus bubble equals chubble

2) bigger than a bubble butt, it is a chubble butt

3) the new definition of badonkadonk

damn, that girl/boy has a chubble butt

by Tony May 27, 2006