tony's definitions

skoalgasim

The feeling you get when you take your first dip. Your head starts to spin, and you get light headed like a motherfucker. Usually resulting in a vomiting act.

The first dip I ever had reulted in a skoalgasim.

by Tony August 31, 2004

donut smile

A blowjob.

get down on your knees and smile like a donut.

by Tony December 8, 2003

Fartspartagus

A name given to jack-offs that likes to pass gas in crowded
locations, preferably closed-in spaces were air is not ventilated.

Fart- comes from passing gas out the anus. syn.;pooting; shooting of air biscuits.

Spartagus- a slave that was made into a gladiator to amuse the Roman masses.
combined; Fart+Spartagus as one name used in anger.

Damn, you Fartspartagus!!

An assmunch, that farts in the car with jammed windows on highway moving at 70 miles per hour.

A person standing in a long line on a hot day that passes gas in front of you when you are next.

A rude person that farts in an elevator full of people.

by Tony June 19, 2006

Bruised fruit

A manky chick, a woman who has passed her sell by date, a grunter, a swamp donkey

Oh look there goes Richard David in his dungo pants, no wonder he has so much bruised fruit

by Tony July 13, 2004

Godiva

The best damn chocolate company--ever. It may be expensive, but it's the finest quality of chocolate you'll ever taste. I recommend that you savor it for maximum enjoyment.

$2.00 for an espresso truffle?!?!! Oh well, it's from Godiva so it must be good.

*makes a tiny nibble*

...mmmm, this tastes just as good as when my boyfriend kisses me

by Tony July 17, 2006

popped a nugget

When pushing out a fart and accidentaly letting a small rounded chunk out shit escape with it.

Damn I'm gassy today...hang on gotta fart......awww shit I popped a nugget!!

by tony January 22, 2004

Flawesome

Ghetto street term combining Fly and awesome...primarily used by lazy mofos who be whack...G

"Hey man you checkin out that fine honey over thurrr...oh man I would like to break me off a lil something something. Ya feelin me dawg?"

"Yeah man that lucey be flawesome

by Tony January 5, 2005