3 definitions by tonigreen

full breakfast

When having sexual intercourse a full breakfast would include vaginal, anal, oral and mastabation. (Tit wank if your lucky)

Bert: Err my miss's never shags any more only got a Bj last night! What about you Bob?

Bob: I got a full breakfast!

Bert: Lucky bugger

by tonigreen July 6, 2005

To ejaculate while recieving a tit wank.

To a small child it look like Norman was doing nothing more than filling the Mrs Hoovers buns

Extract from Sex Lives Of 3rd Street First School

by tonigreen August 5, 2005

Alan: Lets park and i'm not talking about just the car!

by tonigreen September 8, 2005