toni's definitions

to ring the doorbell

to fart or break wind

I have to ring the doorbell.

by Toni April 11, 2005

Jylpytys

To get humiliated totally, like when you miss an opponent or kill all hostages - but not the opponent

Damn I just killed my team! I can't hit! I suck!

by Toni July 4, 2004

jelly bracelets

Whoever made up this whole sex thing for them needs shootin, Serously.
I have a ton of jelly braclets an i dont go around wearin them so some dude can snap the damn things an have sex with me.
Whoever does wear them as 'sex braclets' is a whore. No doubt about it.
My dad hates me wearing them an thinks im some kinda hoe.
My school has banned them.
An it really pisses me of just bcoz some hoe turns them into sex braclets i cant wear them anymore.

'Omg I snapped ur braclet now you havta gimmie a blowjob'
'No you have to give me $1 for a new one'

by Toni July 13, 2004

seven eleven

the best Convenient store around!!

They got the bomb shitt!!!!!!

by TONI May 13, 2005

leano

Leano, a character in a book I'm making. His name looks girlish but really he is quite evil. This is how you say it: Le-on-o. Simple, no?

Leano walked down the dusty hill, giving the guards a wicked glare. His face expressed handsome beauty with a smear of evil.

by Toni January 17, 2005

brolic

adj to describe something that is very large in size

damn that nigga is brolic!(big muscles, tall, fat)
u seen her house....that shit is brolic(mansion)

by toni May 13, 2005

Jap, Japs

J.A.P. stands for Jewish American Princess.... describing the rich jewish girls who are overly trendy and self centered because theyre parents spoiled them their whole lives....go to long island new york and you will understand

theres nothing but japs at that club

by toni February 24, 2005