tommy's definitions

tombomb

- a person who is a bomb
- a person who is named tom and is a bomb
- explodes on contact

tombomb is GODLIKE

u really are a tombomb bitch

by tommy April 14, 2005

What they do

A greeting such as Hello my friend, How are you doing today.

"What they do cuz?"

"Chillin at my krib"

by Tommy November 22, 2003

grand theft auto vice city

this game has amazing quotes. (see below)

my compliments on a job well done mr teal.
please tommy, i hate the damn french.
gigglecream, because desserts should be funny.
tommy tommy i like fish, i love fish. but as much as i love them, i dont want to sleep with them!
your going down ya backstabbing prick!
just keep the camera pointed at the poontang.
you better start talking!
hey, can i borrow a knife?
rated 'R' for retarded.
we need some drugs pal!
alllllllllriiiiiiiiiiiite!!!!
screw you man.
man you the man man i like you man i like you a lot!
any time man cos you got big cojones and all my friends they have biiig cojones!
i want to hear you scrrrrrrream!
freeze asshole!
wheres your car hun?
ill be your medicine!
thank you.
ooh look a giant fish...
oh yeah oh yeah ooh yes yes YES ooooh!

beat that.

by tommy April 29, 2004

rueben

A reticulous animal, tentive to resort to using spam in a forum. It also has a tendancy to use the word "McPenis Fillet".

Ohhh my god! its a rueben!

by Tommy November 13, 2004

Sporkmasta

BIGGEST POSER OF ALL TIME!! Often associated with gender confusion, and sexual disorientation. Extreamly N00bish at Halo and frequently mistaken for a sac of potatoes.

Caught sporking on Sunday? No only a Sporkmasta would be that foolish.

by Tommy February 27, 2005

Git

A female anus.
Hence has become a broad definition for a mean or nasty person (arsehole).

'Eughh you dirty bastard, your fingers smell of git!'

'Did you take her up the git?'

'She had a lovely tight little git'

'He's a nasty bastard, a right git'

by tOmmy April 26, 2004

flaming pete

When a man douses his cock in Barcardi 151, lights it, and then proceeds to fuck his partner in the ass.

The only way she could get off was by him giving her the ol' flaming pete.

by Tommy January 27, 2003