tommy's definitions

loccen

Uber-game obsessed with the word 'troll' and Natural Selection

Loccen: Plug-in train troll
Loccen: Wouldn't touch it with a troll poll

by Tommy August 18, 2004

askewer

To go wrong in such a way that is not entirely ironic or different from the origin, but rather a slight deviation from what was expected.

His expectations not met,
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.

by Tommy April 29, 2005

Sporkmasta

BIGGEST POSER OF ALL TIME!! Often associated with gender confusion, and sexual disorientation. Extreamly N00bish at Halo and frequently mistaken for a sac of potatoes.

Caught sporking on Sunday? No only a Sporkmasta would be that foolish.

by Tommy February 27, 2005

tombomb

- a person who is a bomb
- a person who is named tom and is a bomb
- explodes on contact

tombomb is GODLIKE

u really are a tombomb bitch

by tommy April 14, 2005

splif

The most beautifully awesome word ever

I wasn't very sure about the young lady I was entertaining myself with...until she pulled a splif out of her purse.

by tommy July 19, 2004

ghetto metal

(n): A musical genre combining rap and heavy metal. Usually performed by corny white guys, but not always.

"Eh, I don't really like Limp Bizkit, I'm not really into Ghetto Metal."

by Tommy March 25, 2003

bovis

an insult to someone who is an idiot.

matt, you bovis!

by tommy March 3, 2004