tommy's definitions

splif

The most beautifully awesome word ever

I wasn't very sure about the young lady I was entertaining myself with...until she pulled a splif out of her purse.

by tommy July 19, 2004

Schvingt

Short slang for sphincter. Mainly used as an insult. Many believe it specifically defines a female arsehole. Also see git, arsehole, chocalate starfish, pooper.

Ill take your mum up the schvingt!

My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!

U fuckin dumb schvingt!

by tOmmy May 7, 2004

kongo

a monkey

kongo ur gay.i know

by tommy July 21, 2003

Poose

A word derived in North Wheaton meaning someones house,or place.

Yo, imma go chill at chris' poose

by Tommy April 12, 2005

Paradise Lost

A figure of speech in which one has lost somehting so close that is of strong desire by him or to him by others.
Also the name of the first Gothic Metal band

Paradise Lost, man, Paradise Lost.

by Tommy August 23, 2003

Deegro

a word used to describe an individual who is not black. In this sence of the word one is able to establish an undeniable sense of brotherhood and camaraderie while being at best ambiguously racist.

"What's up deegro?"

by Tommy August 16, 2003

rueben

A reticulous animal, tentive to resort to using spam in a forum. It also has a tendancy to use the word "McPenis Fillet".

Ohhh my god! its a rueben!

by Tommy November 13, 2004