tommy's definitions

yuxtaponer

a word that i saw in a spanish-english dictionary and thought it sounded cool so i put it in here

you are a yuxtaponer

by tommy May 18, 2004

hotel california

Song created by the eagles about their drug rehabiltation

Hotel california was a great song

by tommy April 19, 2005

blue balls

1.The swelling of the the testicles brought about by a number of reasons harboring excruciating pain and sorrow
2.The only crime worse than rape

contrary to popular belief, it can NOT always be relieved by getting off.

by Tommy May 19, 2004

cross country

Cross country is a fucking hard core sport for real athletes who dont enjoy rolling around in the mud with other men (football). Often get shit from other pussy sports players like sprinters and football players. Have a lot of endurance and stamina and there are also girls involved. Cross Country runners also get called gay for wearing short shorts but they never participate in spirited games of grabass such as football players. Put simply, cross country is kick ass.

Wow! Those cross country guys ran 10 miles!

by tommy April 8, 2005

latearly

lateearly The mixture of late and early. The period of time between 4-6 a.m. after staying awake all night. It is "late" from the previous day, yet "early" for the current day.

Man I woke up latearly today.

by Tommy April 18, 2005