tommy's definitions

slaben

Someone who has a fetish for booty shaking.

hey collo, how fine is lisa nanks booty tonight?

coutts, you are such a slaben.

by tommy March 6, 2004

Static2k

1) Idiots who call themselves rappers
2) Idiots who drink lots of "Faygo" which you can buy at Fiesta for 25 cents a bottle.
3) Idiots who rip off the cover art of a Mike Patton album and apply it to their face.
4) People who make shitty movies.
5) Idiots who do all of the above.

All of Static2k

by Tommy October 20, 2003

blue balls

1.The swelling of the the testicles brought about by a number of reasons harboring excruciating pain and sorrow
2.The only crime worse than rape

contrary to popular belief, it can NOT always be relieved by getting off.

by Tommy May 19, 2004

crewage

a big gathering of sound people

there is a big crewage in the park

by tommy April 26, 2005

homie

friend, ghetto term for friend

yo man he's my homie

by Tommy May 2, 2003