30 definitions by tomcon5

pie chart

when a man/woman makes a list of all the girls he's had sex with

man1:how many girls have you been with?
man2:i don't know.let me consult my pie chart.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

boss:hey man wake up!
man:i was NOT sleeping. I just happened to zone out!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

fred:"stay away from ted".
confused guy: "why whats wrong?"
fred:"jabroni just ate a mean turd cake"

by tomcon5 October 22, 2009

the words "tummy" & "stomach" blended together.

lady: "my tummick hurts today!"

by tomcon5 April 24, 2010

getting down so funky, it inspires others to get funky with you

dude was so funktagous, i had to get down myself! show him how it's done!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time

look at that employee of the month. what a dork!

by tomcon5 March 1, 2009

man1:while your girlfriend is gone are you gonna abuse your noodle?
man2:YES!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009