tomcon5's definitions

whisper mode

when a person angles their urine stream to make less sound(as to not disturb someone)

i turned on my whisper mode when i used the toilet, cause my girlfriend was sleeping

by tomcon5 December 19, 2009

bake a cake

sexual intercourse

Lets bake a cake before everyone starts showing up to the party

by tomcon5 March 1, 2009

turd cake

bad breath

fred:"stay away from ted".
confused guy: "why whats wrong?"
fred:"jabroni just ate a mean turd cake"

by tomcon5 October 22, 2009

P.O.Boxed

getting upset when a man is denied sex.

man1:what's wrong? you seem upset.
man2:i got P.O.Boxed! that bitch!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

floor burrito

the contence of the dustpan when you sweep up after dinner.

man1:dude, i'm hungry!
man2:sorry bro, all we got left is a floor burrito.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

slurcasim

when a drunk tries to be a dick.

dude was full of slurcasim walking home from the bar last night.

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

waz crappinin'

a friendly greating. a question to see if anything bad has happend lately.

dude: waz crappinin'?
man:nuttin'. everything's been good.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009