green tacos

eating a crunchy booger.

my little boy says he only like the crispy ones.
he prefers green tacos!

by tomcon5 March 01, 2009

waz crappinin'

a friendly greating. a question to see if anything bad has happend lately.

dude: waz crappinin'?
man:nuttin'. everything's been good.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

milk that chicken

slacking off or making it look like your doing somthing when your not doing anything.

man1:what are you doing?
man2:nothing.
man1:well milk that chicken!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

intoxcsity

the stupitity one shows wen one is intoxicated.
combined words; stupitity & intoxicated

dude showed his intoxcsity after 13 shots of vodka
by showing us he was wearing panties.

by tomcon5 March 01, 2009

slurcasim

when a drunk tries to be a dick.

dude was full of slurcasim walking home from the bar last night.

by tomcon5 March 01, 2009

smile like a doughnut

prepare for oral sex.

man:ready to smile like a doughnut?
woman:i don't wanna! what kind of girl do you think i am?

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

relationshit

when your in a relationship that sucks.

i fell in love with her, then she cheated on me with her ex. it turned into a relationshit.

by tomcon5 March 01, 2009