tomcon5's definitions

pie chart

when a man/woman makes a list of all the girls he's had sex with

man1:how many girls have you been with?
man2:i don't know.let me consult my pie chart.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

drunked

when your so drunk, you can't say "drunk" properly.

dude 1: man your sloshed.
dude 2: yeah i am feeling petty drunked!

by tomcon5 April 24, 2010

shut the F U!

a cross betwixt "shut the fuck up" & "fuck you".

man#1"hey man, how...."
man#2 "shut the F U!"

by tomcon5 February 19, 2009

milk that chicken

slacking off or making it look like your doing somthing when your not doing anything.

man1:what are you doing?
man2:nothing.
man1:well milk that chicken!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

khaki-smack

when a high-class jerk tries to disrespect someone.

Tad was talking khaki-smack after he won the tennis match!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

employee of the month

someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time

look at that employee of the month. what a dork!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

soap marinade

when you step out of the shower & you realize you still have soap under your armpit(or some place)& have to jump back it to the shower to wash it out/off.

Guy: "Dude, why did you take so long in there?"
Clean dude: "I was done & i realized i had a soap marinade on me!"

by tomcon5 October 22, 2009