tomcon5's definitions

green tacos

eating a crunchy booger.

my little boy says he only like the crispy ones.
he prefers green tacos!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

tickle pickle

the best hand job you ever had

"wow that was awesome. i feel tickle pickle!"

by tomcon5 April 24, 2010

drunked

when your so drunk, you can't say "drunk" properly.

dude 1: man your sloshed.
dude 2: yeah i am feeling petty drunked!

by tomcon5 April 24, 2010

inside man

a booger way up in your nose.

man1:Dude!you pickin' a winner?
man2:No. I got an inside man!

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

waz crappinin'

a friendly greating. a question to see if anything bad has happend lately.

dude: waz crappinin'?
man:nuttin'. everything's been good.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

employee of the month

someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time

look at that employee of the month. what a dork!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

slurcasim

when a drunk tries to be a dick.

dude was full of slurcasim walking home from the bar last night.

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009