dusty jam

when old people stop in the middle of the isle at the suppermarket causing a people jam.
man1:dude what took you so long?
man2:i got stuck in a dusty jam when some old fogie couldn't decide on a soup.
by tomcon5 March 01, 2009
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dic-restrict

when you give it to a girl so good, you have to make her wait for more.
man, my girl wants it all the time(cause i'm so good)
i had to put her on dic-restrict!
by tomcon5 March 01, 2009
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bake a cake

Lets bake a cake before everyone starts showing up to the party
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khaki-smack

when a high-class jerk tries to disrespect someone.
Tad was talking khaki-smack after he won the tennis match!
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relationshit

i fell in love with her, then she cheated on me with her ex. it turned into a relationshit.
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slurcasim

dude was full of slurcasim walking home from the bar last night.
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smile like a doughnut

man:ready to smile like a doughnut?
woman:i don't wanna! what kind of girl do you think i am?
by tomcon5 February 26, 2009
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