tomcon5's definitions

milk that chicken

slacking off or making it look like your doing somthing when your not doing anything.

man1:what are you doing?
man2:nothing.
man1:well milk that chicken!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

P.O.Boxed

getting upset when a man is denied sex.

man1:what's wrong? you seem upset.
man2:i got P.O.Boxed! that bitch!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

funktagous

getting down so funky, it inspires others to get funky with you

dude was so funktagous, i had to get down myself! show him how it's done!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

pie chart

when a man/woman makes a list of all the girls he's had sex with

man1:how many girls have you been with?
man2:i don't know.let me consult my pie chart.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

waz crappinin'

a friendly greating. a question to see if anything bad has happend lately.

dude: waz crappinin'?
man:nuttin'. everything's been good.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

floor burrito

the contence of the dustpan when you sweep up after dinner.

man1:dude, i'm hungry!
man2:sorry bro, all we got left is a floor burrito.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

dusty jam

when old people stop in the middle of the isle at the suppermarket causing a people jam.

man1:dude what took you so long?
man2:i got stuck in a dusty jam when some old fogie couldn't decide on a soup.

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009