tomcon5's definitions

rest your neck!

shut up!

man1:bla,bla,bla....
man2:DUDE! rest your neck!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

P.O.Boxed

getting upset when a man is denied sex.

man1:what's wrong? you seem upset.
man2:i got P.O.Boxed! that bitch!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

inside man

a booger way up in your nose.

man1:Dude!you pickin' a winner?
man2:No. I got an inside man!

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

abuse your noodle

masterbate.

man1:while your girlfriend is gone are you gonna abuse your noodle?
man2:YES!

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

snitch-blade

calling some one out in front of there friends.

well that is not what i heard. don't wanna pull out my snitch-blade but...sally said your small!

by tomcon5 August 9, 2009

funktagous

getting down so funky, it inspires others to get funky with you

dude was so funktagous, i had to get down myself! show him how it's done!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

dic-restrict

when you give it to a girl so good, you have to make her wait for more.

man, my girl wants it all the time(cause i'm so good)
i had to put her on dic-restrict!

by tomcon5 March 1, 2009