Definitions by tomcon5

dic-restrict 

when you give it to a girl so good, you have to make her wait for more.

man, my girl wants it all the time(cause i'm so good)
i had to put her on dic-restrict!

dic-restrict by tomcon5 March 1, 2009

bake a cake

sexual intercourse

Lets bake a cake before everyone starts showing up to the party

bake a cake by tomcon5 March 1, 2009

dusty jam 

when old people stop in the middle of the isle at the suppermarket causing a people jam.

man1:dude what took you so long?
man2:i got stuck in a dusty jam when some old fogie couldn't decide on a soup.

dusty jam by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

intoxcsity 

the stupitity one shows wen one is intoxicated.
combined words; stupitity & intoxicated

dude showed his intoxcsity after 13 shots of vodka
by showing us he was wearing panties.

intoxcsity by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

slurcasim 

when a drunk tries to be a dick.

dude was full of slurcasim walking home from the bar last night.

slurcasim by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

green tacos 

eating a crunchy booger.

my little boy says he only like the crispy ones.
he prefers green tacos!

green tacos by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

cop jogging 

when your walking down the street with nothing on you, & you see a cop and start running just for fun.

last night i was on my way to dudes house when i got bored & started cop jogging. i made it three blocks!

cop jogging by tomcon5 February 28, 2009