bake a cake

sexual intercourse

Lets bake a cake before everyone starts showing up to the party

by tomcon5 March 01, 2009

khaki-smack

when a high-class jerk tries to disrespect someone.

Tad was talking khaki-smack after he won the tennis match!

by tomcon5 March 01, 2009

tickle pickle

the best hand job you ever had

"wow that was awesome. i feel tickle pickle!"

by tomcon5 April 24, 2010

green tacos

eating a crunchy booger.

my little boy says he only like the crispy ones.
he prefers green tacos!

by tomcon5 March 01, 2009

waz crappinin'

a friendly greating. a question to see if anything bad has happend lately.

dude: waz crappinin'?
man:nuttin'. everything's been good.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

milk that chicken

slacking off or making it look like your doing somthing when your not doing anything.

man1:what are you doing?
man2:nothing.
man1:well milk that chicken!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

intoxcsity

the stupitity one shows wen one is intoxicated.
combined words; stupitity & intoxicated

dude showed his intoxcsity after 13 shots of vodka
by showing us he was wearing panties.

by tomcon5 March 01, 2009