tom healey's definitions

preach

Social media driven 'wank-speak' for when another cretin that is like you says something you agree with.

'like, bro.. did a mad trap tune'

'like, bro.. preach it...youll get loads of likes'

by tom healey September 13, 2016

omg

used by eternally adolescent drama queens to exclaim about anything and everything they see, do or hear

'like i was totes like omg and we at this party and i was like o..m....g.....!!! then she phoned me and said he was banged up for the night and i was like OMG lets have a selfie ..totes this is literally me .. selfie'

passer by..

'kills himself'... like, literally'

by tom healey August 31, 2016

ghosting

One of many modern online drama queen terms to describe someone thats removed them selves from you on the net, completely. This type of thing doesnt deserve a name - It used to get by quite well being called 'ignoring' - so its a type of 'softspeak' for those that cant bear the thought that they are irritating and therefore the other person doesnt want to bother.

'like.. omg... he like ghosting me like totally, omg'

'perhaps its because youre a c**t'

by tom healey September 6, 2016

chemtrail

A lunatic conspiracy propagated by absolute dickheads on social media... enough said.

'have you seen my latest photos of the sky.. see the chemtrail?'

'no.. i see a prick that will do anything to make their lives feel more exciting'

by tom healey August 30, 2016

ButtHurt

One of the best ways to show how utterly devoid of intelligence you are and how you follow childish social media trends is to use this stupid phrase.

'oh youre getting all BUTTHURT....lol'

'im just going to collect my flame thrower i'll be back'

by tom healey August 30, 2016

Broke the Internet

An overly exaggerated way of saying 'you've done well' - as if to say that the internet is the most valuable thing ever. Used by the same types that say 'bro' - and 'literally' too much

like, duuuude.... you broke the internet with that prank...'

by tom healey August 29, 2016