toee's definitions

Tanked

The opposite of being pantsed or shanked - instead of pulling one's pants down, it's when someone goes and either pulls up or rips one's shirt off.

I was minding my own business when some guy came up and tanked me!

by toee March 30, 2009

Fine piece of man

A man who is delicious. Smart, funny, and sexy, he is a fine piece of man.

Fine, as in derived from Fine and Fyne.
Also see hunk, sexy man and even sexy man beast

Oh, he is soooo sexy, he is just one fine piece of man.

by toee May 23, 2006

NiMb.ie

A band from the suburbs of Philly that wasn't so much a band as a predecessor to the equally doomed band Yaoi and the eventual solo act Apocalyptic Betty.

Was formed by two high school freshman who eventual gave up due to artistic differences. Later, Yaoi was formed by one of the two.

NiMb.ie stems from the actual organization nimby, with whom the band liked the name of. NiMb.ie stands for "Not In My Bedroom. Ideally Ever" It is just nonesense for using the acronym NiMb.ie

NiMb.ie sucked, but it's too bad they never had a chance.

by toee December 3, 2006

Jewgly

An ugly Jew. Not nesecarily a bad thing, just someone who is jewish and ugly. It doesn't mean they aren't nice people.

Look at that guy he is so... Jewgly.

by toee May 24, 2006

serpentine

When a person passes gas, for them as well as those around them, to dart in rapid succession away from the stench.

When he farted, we all had to serpentine.

"Carl, serpentine!"

by toee May 18, 2008

stash rocket

In an amazing true story, two men built a car with a rocket in the trunk, so that if the police should pull them over, a button could be pushed and the crystal meth they had in the rocket would shoot out of the car, therefore the police would never find it in a search.

Unfortunately, it made a rather large boom when it went off, and the police realized that it had been made. The men were arrested and jailed, but their story lived on when featured on NPR.

That sounds so cool, I wish I had a stash rocket.

by toee May 23, 2006

Tim Roth

An amazing actor from the UK, he has been in three Quentin Tarantino movies, his most famous role being Mr. Orange in Resevoir Dogs.

Timmy isn't exactly the greatest looking guy, but he has a charisma that makes him extremely sexy. In fact, he has a large female fanbase who adores him. He is what Philadelphians would call Sexjewgly.

Also, despite popular belief, he is not Jewish. At least, not by blood.

Tim Roth should've been Snape.

He was great in Resevoir Dogs...

by toee May 15, 2006