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Easter Bell

The european (specifically French) version of the Easter Bunny. Except it's a bell. A giant bell that goes from house to house giving kids candy. wtf? It first came to North Americans attention when David Sedaris (the homosexual writer) pointed out how ridiculous a bell going from house to house is. However, the idea of a bunny is just as pathetic.
Here we have the Easter Bunny, but there they have the Easter Bell.
by toee April 29, 2006
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Johnny Cochran

1937 - 2005 (died of brain tumor)

The famed attorney on the OJ Simpson trial.
Some call him evil, others think he's a good man, but most just call him brilliant. If you can get a murderer off on such a high profile case, you must be.

He said the most important words of the whole trial anyway -
"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

- stated Johnny Cochran, refering to the glove used as evidence in the trial.
by toee May 17, 2006
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Philbilly

What you call an inbred from Philadelphia, played off the word Hillbilly, added with Philadelphia.

Most Philbillies are found in the shittier neighborhoods, Port Richmond, Fishtown, Tacony, and especially Kensington. A Philbilly refers to white trash only, though, so North Philly is not included in this.

If you're stuck in the ghetto, it's just like being stuck in the mountains.
He was drunk at 8 am, his eagles jersey on and sitting on his front porch. He is such a Philbilly.
by Toee September 2, 2006
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NiMb.ie

A band from the suburbs of Philly that wasn't so much a band as a predecessor to the equally doomed band Yaoi and the eventual solo act Apocalyptic Betty.

Was formed by two high school freshman who eventual gave up due to artistic differences. Later, Yaoi was formed by one of the two.

NiMb.ie stems from the actual organization nimby, with whom the band liked the name of. NiMb.ie stands for "Not In My Bedroom. Ideally Ever" It is just nonesense for using the acronym NiMb.ie
NiMb.ie sucked, but it's too bad they never had a chance.
by toee December 3, 2006
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schpunesfazel

A song from the now defunct Philadelphian band Yaoi.

Was about a woman cheating on her abusive husband.
"Schpunesfazel, schpunesfazel!" is the chorus of the song by the same name by the band Yaoi.
by toee December 3, 2006
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burning beacon of raw sexuality

A very aggressive, sexual person who you would like to take to bed. Usually very good looking, but not always, sometimes just someone who exudes sexuality despite being somewhat of a minger.
that guy who's always on the corner, smoking his cigarettes and with his tight clothes, he is a burning beacon of raw sexuality.
by toee September 20, 2006
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idkwid

acronym for I Don't Know What I'm Doing. best used online or text messaging.
man, idkwid anymore.
by toee April 9, 2006
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