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Johnny Cochran

1937 - 2005 (died of brain tumor)

The famed attorney on the OJ Simpson trial.
Some call him evil, others think he's a good man, but most just call him brilliant. If you can get a murderer off on such a high profile case, you must be.

He said the most important words of the whole trial anyway -

"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

- stated Johnny Cochran, refering to the glove used as evidence in the trial.

by toee May 17, 2006

Easter Bell

The european (specifically French) version of the Easter Bunny. Except it's a bell. A giant bell that goes from house to house giving kids candy. wtf? It first came to North Americans attention when David Sedaris (the homosexual writer) pointed out how ridiculous a bell going from house to house is. However, the idea of a bunny is just as pathetic.

Here we have the Easter Bunny, but there they have the Easter Bell.

by toee April 29, 2006

dilf

Dad I'd like to Fuck. Obviously.

He is usually a sensitive man and caring father. Divorced (or sometimes widowed) with his preferably toddler children, young women find their hearts melting. It is the dilf, not the milf, who really gets the affections of the younger generation. Middle aged, but with a great body and warm smile, he never needs to look far for a good lay.

Now that he is divorced from his cheating ex wife, my neighbor is such a dilf. It's so cute the way he shuffles his kids to day care.

by toee May 23, 2006

sex and violence

A song by the Exploited.

Or, just sex and violence, literally.

I went to an exploited show and they played sex and violence

by toee May 24, 2006

{^ }_^)

Phantom of the Opera emoticon, see the little mask on it?

look, this one looks like poto, {^ }_^)

by toee September 20, 2006

Screen Hopping

The act of going from one screen to another in a movie theater, evading the ushers, as to either see more than one movie for one ticket or to get into a totally seperate movie than the one you have a ticket for. Most often done by adolescents, or angry vengeful adults (i.e. when the film they want to see sells out).

After the movie ended, we went screen hopping to the screen next door and saw another movie.

by toee January 19, 2007

Fenonos

A slang native to southeast Pennsylvania, particularly Philadelphia and Bucks county that refers to a woman's breast. Pronouned Feh-NO-nos, it can refer to a chest of any kind.

Check out the Fenonos on that chick!

by toee April 23, 2007