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Johnny Cochran

1937 - 2005 (died of brain tumor)

The famed attorney on the OJ Simpson trial.
Some call him evil, others think he's a good man, but most just call him brilliant. If you can get a murderer off on such a high profile case, you must be.

He said the most important words of the whole trial anyway -
"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

- stated Johnny Cochran, refering to the glove used as evidence in the trial.
by toee May 17, 2006
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Easter Bell

The european (specifically French) version of the Easter Bunny. Except it's a bell. A giant bell that goes from house to house giving kids candy. wtf? It first came to North Americans attention when David Sedaris (the homosexual writer) pointed out how ridiculous a bell going from house to house is. However, the idea of a bunny is just as pathetic.
Here we have the Easter Bunny, but there they have the Easter Bell.
by toee April 29, 2006
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Philbilly

What you call an inbred from Philadelphia, played off the word Hillbilly, added with Philadelphia.

Most Philbillies are found in the shittier neighborhoods, Port Richmond, Fishtown, Tacony, and especially Kensington. A Philbilly refers to white trash only, though, so North Philly is not included in this.

If you're stuck in the ghetto, it's just like being stuck in the mountains.
He was drunk at 8 am, his eagles jersey on and sitting on his front porch. He is such a Philbilly.
by Toee September 2, 2006
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pencil line moustache

A very thin moustache that resembles a pencil line. It is shaved to look this way as very few people have thin enough facial hair to grow one naturally. Sometimes even it can be drawn on.

Might I also add it is very erotic and retro to have one.
John Waters is a person who usually sports a pencil line moustache.
by Toee August 30, 2006
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giddy in the pants

said when somebody sexually turns you on, they make you giddy in the pants
He is so sexy, he makes me giddy in the pants.
by toee March 1, 2007
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phangirl

A girl, usually ages 11 - 21, who is unhealthily obsessed with poto. It usually manifests itself with the recent film adaptation, and their nonsensical squeeing over Gerik. Elitists hate them, others feel sorry for them. Either way, I'm pretty sure they're here to stay. Also see phan.
It's nothing but phangirls at the poto.imdb message boards.
by toee May 11, 2006
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Hartigan

A pictogram that was spawned of the Heartagram. Instead of a heart that is shaped as a pentagram with a circle, it lost the circle, and where the points of the triangle are became swirls.

There are two variations of the Hartigan, one in which there is still a triangle but the points are swirls, and one in which there is no triangle and the heart has a cleft down the middle.

Can also be called a Heartigan. Was originally named a Hartigan after the character Hartigan of Sin City, and because of it's extremely close resemblance to the Heartagram.
All the emo kids were drawing Heartagrams on their books, but instead we drew a Hartigan.
by toee November 14, 2006
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