toast455's definitions

Linsanity

The energy and excitement that is transmitted by Point Guard Jeremy Lin.

Knick Fan: "Linsanity can't be stopped!"

by toast455 April 5, 2012

fornication vacation

A trip where the sole purpose is to get laid. See Spring Break, Mardi Gras.

After a stressful break-up with my girlfriend, it was time to take a fornication vacation.

by toast455 July 28, 2005

long island

An island that is 125 miles in length and located right out side of NYC. It consists of nassau county (which borders NYC's borugh of Queens) and Suffolk County. It is primarlly known for the beaches of Nassau county and the yocals of Suffolk county.

Whenever I feel letting getting away from nyc, I visit the beaches in long island.

by toast455 July 20, 2008

grab ass

1. the act of wrestling or chasing another person with the intention to squeeze that person's butt
2. to insult someone who is slacking off or wasting your time by inferring that they were grabbing each other's asses

1. Yesterday I caught my younger brother and his friends playing grab ass.
2. When my boss caught me and a co-worker smoking outside, my boss told us to stop playing grab ass.

by toast455 July 20, 2005

flitching

An act usually performed by gay men where one man sucks the sperm out of another man's ass. Typically performed in a threesome but some gay men have been known to retrieve their own sperm.

That gay guy just came from an orgy where he filtched some jizz out of his friends ass.

by toast455 July 1, 2005

long island

An island about 125 miles in length that is located right outside of NYC's borough of Queens. It consists of both Nassau County and Suffolk County. It is known for Nassau County's beaches and the yocals of Suffolk County.

Whenever I want to get away from NYC, I visit the beach in long island.

by toast455 July 22, 2005

lid

1. a large bag of Marijuana or pot; the cannabis plant.
2. acronym for Long Island Dick. Term used by nyc residents to refer to guys from Long Island.

1. I just scored some lid.
2. Hey, I heard your sister is dating a lid.

by toast455 July 23, 2005