toast455's definitions

flitching

An act usually performed by gay men where one man sucks the sperm out of another man's ass. Typically performed in a threesome but some gay men have been known to retrieve their own sperm.

That gay guy just came from an orgy where he filtched some jizz out of his friends ass.

by toast455 July 1, 2005

long island

An island about 125 miles in length that is located right outside of NYC's borough of Queens. It consists of both Nassau County and Suffolk County. It is known for Nassau County's beaches and the yocals of Suffolk County.

Whenever I want to get away from NYC, I visit the beach in long island.

by toast455 July 22, 2005

ass soup

Diarrhea with little chunks of food in it. See mud butt.

I went into the stall at the public restroom and someone had left behind their ass soup.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

main piece

a woman that a guy dates for the primary purpose of providing his steady source of sex. The woman is almost always unaware that this guy is actively seeking out as many side pieces as possible. See also Main, main bitch, main squeeze.

Dude 1: This club is wack. Its looks like our chances of meeting some fine honeys are pretty slim.
Dude 2: No big deal! I got my main piece waiting for me at home.

by toast455 February 17, 2006

cock slave

1. A sexual partner that you can have your way with anytime you want.
2. A girl that is a total freak and loves dick.

1. I have nailed Britney so many times that I am bored of her being my cock slave.
2. Pam Anderson is such a cock slave.

by toast455 July 20, 2005

dick weasel

A sneaky guy who has no shame in plotting to get girls to have sex with him. Usually college guys who get girls drunk and take advantage of them.

Freshman Larry is such a dick weasel. He only went to the Frat Party because he knew he could get Wendy drunk and screw her brains out.

by toast455 July 19, 2005

tramp stamp

1. a tattoo located above a womans ass.
2. a girl who has been certified by your neighborhood, frat or group of friends as a slut.

1. I heard Becky went to the tattoo parlor and got a tramp stamp.
2. Since all my friends have had sex with Susan, she has been officially given the tramp stamp.

by toast455 July 2, 2005