toast455's definitions

fornication vacation

A trip where the sole purpose is to get laid. See Spring Break, Mardi Gras.

After a stressful break-up with my girlfriend, it was time to take a fornication vacation.

by toast455 July 28, 2005

milkshake

the act of swallowing a man's cum.

I gave my girlfriend a milkshake last night and she finished every drop.

by toast455 July 15, 2008

beef curtain

stretched out and saggy vaginal lips. It is also refered to as a "shotgun blast" or an "exploded bubble gum bubble"

When I got one look at her beef curtain, I pulled up my pants.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

cock slave

1. A sexual partner that you can have your way with anytime you want.
2. A girl that is a total freak and loves dick.

1. I have nailed Britney so many times that I am bored of her being my cock slave.
2. Pam Anderson is such a cock slave.

by toast455 July 20, 2005

dick weasel

A sneaky guy who has no shame in plotting to get girls to have sex with him. Usually college guys who get girls drunk and take advantage of them.

Freshman Larry is such a dick weasel. He only went to the Frat Party because he knew he could get Wendy drunk and screw her brains out.

by toast455 July 19, 2005

tramp stamp

1. a tattoo located above a womans ass.
2. a girl who has been certified by your neighborhood, frat or group of friends as a slut.

1. I heard Becky went to the tattoo parlor and got a tramp stamp.
2. Since all my friends have had sex with Susan, she has been officially given the tramp stamp.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

lid

1. a large bag of Marijuana or pot; the cannabis plant.
2. acronym for Long Island Dick. Term used by nyc residents to refer to guys from Long Island.

1. I just scored some lid.
2. Hey, I heard your sister is dating a lid.

by toast455 July 23, 2005