toast455's definitions

spife

Sweat Patches in Full-Effect. A person who has wet spots on his shirt usually under the arms from sweating.

I went on date last night with this really hot chick and got so nervous that I coudn't contain my spife.

by toast455 July 9, 2005

mud butt

An uncontrollable bad case of diarrhea that feels as if mud is oozing out of your ass.

After drinking a case of beer and eating some bad Mexican food, I got a severe case of mud butt.

by toast455 July 5, 2005

dick weasel

A sneaky guy who has no shame in plotting to get girls to have sex with him. Usually college guys who get girls drunk and take advantage of them.

Freshman Larry is such a dick weasel. He only went to the Frat Party because he knew he could get Wendy drunk and screw her brains out.

by toast455 July 19, 2005

loml

Acronym for love of my life. A soulmate. Pronounced "Lom-El" Is also referred to as OTLOML which stands for One True Love Of My Life.

Judy is my high school sweetheart and we got married after college. She is my loml.

by toast455 July 18, 2005

cock slave

1. A sexual partner that you can have your way with anytime you want.
2. A girl that is a total freak and loves dick.

1. I have nailed Britney so many times that I am bored of her being my cock slave.
2. Pam Anderson is such a cock slave.

by toast455 July 20, 2005

dick nose

1. an insulting term for a person with a big nose and who acts like a asshole or a dick.
2. a snoopy person who likes to pry into other people's private business.
Not to be confused with a dick weasel.

1. Because Adrien Brody is a stuck-up celebrity with a big nose, he is a dick nose.
2. After I found my brother going through my stuff, I knew he was a dick nose.

by toast455 July 21, 2005

grab ass

1. the act of wrestling or chasing another person with the intention to squeeze that person's butt
2. to insult someone who is slacking off or wasting your time by inferring that they were grabbing each other's asses

1. Yesterday I caught my younger brother and his friends playing grab ass.
2. When my boss caught me and a co-worker smoking outside, my boss told us to stop playing grab ass.

by toast455 July 20, 2005