toast455's definitions

ass soup

Diarrhea with little chunks of food in it. See mud butt.

I went into the stall at the public restroom and someone had left behind their ass soup.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

main piece

a woman that a guy dates for the primary purpose of providing his steady source of sex. The woman is almost always unaware that this guy is actively seeking out as many side pieces as possible. See also Main, main bitch, main squeeze.

Dude 1: This club is wack. Its looks like our chances of meeting some fine honeys are pretty slim.
Dude 2: No big deal! I got my main piece waiting for me at home.

by toast455 February 17, 2006

brontowhoreus

1. a really big slut;
2. a girl who is obvious about her promiscuity;
3. A girl who flaunts or brags about her sexual adventures.

After Nancy had sex with the entire high school football team, everyone knew she was a brontowhoreus.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

classmated

To hook up or have sex with someone from your school.

Sam and Tina classmated last night.

by toast455 November 12, 2005

yocal

a local hick; a townie; hillbilly
Also reffered to as local yocals.

The other night I caught a blowjob from a yocal who didn't have any teeth.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

wutons

a nice plump womans ass.

Did you see the wutons on that hottie?

by toast455 July 2, 2005

dick weasel

A sneaky guy who has no shame in plotting to get girls to have sex with him. Usually college guys who get girls drunk and take advantage of them.

Freshman Larry is such a dick weasel. He only went to the Frat Party because he knew he could get Wendy drunk and screw her brains out.

by toast455 July 19, 2005