toast455's definitions

milkshake

the act of swallowing a man's cum.

I gave my girlfriend a milkshake last night and she finished every drop.

by toast455 July 15, 2008

ass soup

Diarrhea with little chunks of food in it. See mud butt.

I went into the stall at the public restroom and someone had left behind their ass soup.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

fornication vacation

A trip where the sole purpose is to get laid. See Spring Break, Mardi Gras.

After a stressful break-up with my girlfriend, it was time to take a fornication vacation.

by toast455 July 28, 2005

long island

An island that is 125 miles in length and located right out side of NYC. It consists of nassau county (which borders NYC's borugh of Queens) and Suffolk County. It is primarlly known for the beaches of Nassau county and the yocals of Suffolk county.

Whenever I feel letting getting away from nyc, I visit the beaches in long island.

by toast455 July 20, 2008

nintendinitis

1. A sharp cramp caused by playing video games
2. the act of calling out sick from work to stay home and play video games.

1. By the time I got to level 9 on Donkey Kong, I was suffering from severe nintendinitis.
2. When the new "Grand Theft Auto" game was released, I had to call out sick due to my nintendinitis.

by toast455 July 3, 2005

queerstionable

a person who you can not determine if they are gay or straight

Dan never has a girlfriend and really likes to shop. He is definately queerstionable.

by toast455 July 3, 2005

yocal

a local hick; a townie; hillbilly
Also reffered to as local yocals.

The other night I caught a blowjob from a yocal who didn't have any teeth.

by toast455 July 2, 2005