35 definitions by toast455
1. Hey, you and Amy have been dating for a month now. Have you gotten in her velvet pocket?
2. Dude 1 "I heard Susan has a dry pussy." Dude 2 "No, trust me. She has a velvet pocket."
2. Dude 1 "I heard Susan has a dry pussy." Dude 2 "No, trust me. She has a velvet pocket."
by toast455 June 22, 2005
1. a really big slut;
2. a girl who is obvious about her promiscuity;
3. A girl who flaunts or brags about her sexual adventures.
2. a girl who is obvious about her promiscuity;
3. A girl who flaunts or brags about her sexual adventures.
After Nancy had sex with the entire high school football team, everyone knew she was a brontowhoreus.
by toast455 June 22, 2005
acronym for New York City; The city that does not sleep. It consists of the Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens and Staten island.
by toast455 July 7, 2005
1. A sexual partner that you can have your way with anytime you want.
2. A girl that is a total freak and loves dick.
2. A girl that is a total freak and loves dick.
1. I have nailed Britney so many times that I am bored of her being my cock slave.
2. Pam Anderson is such a cock slave.
2. Pam Anderson is such a cock slave.
by toast455 July 6, 2005
1. A sharp cramp caused by playing video games
2. the act of calling out sick from work to stay home and play video games.
2. the act of calling out sick from work to stay home and play video games.
1. By the time I got to level 9 on Donkey Kong, I was suffering from severe nintendinitis.
2. When the new "Grand Theft Auto" game was released, I had to call out sick due to my nintendinitis.
2. When the new "Grand Theft Auto" game was released, I had to call out sick due to my nintendinitis.
by toast455 June 23, 2005
A tiny dried up or petrified ball of feces that gets caught in a man's ass hair. It can be the result of not washing your ass or not properly wiping your ass after taking a crap.
When the hippie/stoner pulled down his pants, the girl caught a glimpse of his dinkleberries and refused to have sex with him.
by toast455 June 22, 2005
1. I was on instant messenger talking to my friend and I got so mad at him that I tried to write back something really fast but all I wrote was a major zypo.
2. I wasn't paying attention to what I was writing and zypo'ed the whole paragraph.
2. I wasn't paying attention to what I was writing and zypo'ed the whole paragraph.
by toast455 June 23, 2005