toast455's definitions

zypo

A typographical error caused by misplacing your typing fingers on the wrong keys on the keyboard.

1. I was on instant messenger talking to my friend and I got so mad at him that I tried to write back something really fast but all I wrote was a major zypo.

2. I wasn't paying attention to what I was writing and zypo'ed the whole paragraph.

by toast455 July 3, 2005

pimpicate

to educate someone on how to pimp.

Dude 1: I went on a date last night and took her to a fancy restaurant.

Dude 2: Don't be taking some hoe to an expensive dinner! Do I have to pimpicate you on everything?

by toast455 August 5, 2005

mud butt

An uncontrollable bad case of diarrhea that feels as if mud is oozing out of your ass.

After drinking a case of beer and eating some bad Mexican food, I got a severe case of mud butt.

by toast455 July 5, 2005

beef curtain

stretched out and saggy vaginal lips. It is also refered to as a "shotgun blast" or an "exploded bubble gum bubble"

When I got one look at her beef curtain, I pulled up my pants.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

nyc

acronym for New York City; The city that does not sleep. It consists of the Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens and Staten island.

Tonight I am going to NYC.

by toast455 July 22, 2005

velvet pocket

1. a vagina;
2. a wet pussy.

1. Hey, you and Amy have been dating for a month now. Have you gotten in her velvet pocket?

2. Dude 1 "I heard Susan has a dry pussy." Dude 2 "No, trust me. She has a velvet pocket."

by toast455 July 2, 2005

tag hag

A person who is obsessed with name brand clothing. See label whore.

Nicole always flaunts the latest clothing. She is such a tag hag.

by toast455 January 31, 2006