toast455's definitions

milkshake

the act of swallowing a man's cum.

I gave my girlfriend a milkshake last night and she finished every drop.

by toast455 July 15, 2008

dick weasel

A sneaky guy who has no shame in plotting to get girls to have sex with him. Usually college guys who get girls drunk and take advantage of them.

Freshman Larry is such a dick weasel. He only went to the Frat Party because he knew he could get Wendy drunk and screw her brains out.

by toast455 July 19, 2005

cock slave

1. A sexual partner that you can have your way with anytime you want.
2. A girl that is a total freak and loves dick.

1. I have nailed Britney so many times that I am bored of her being my cock slave.
2. Pam Anderson is such a cock slave.

by toast455 July 20, 2005

wutons

a nice plump womans ass.

Did you see the wutons on that hottie?

by toast455 July 2, 2005

fudge

Slang used by students to describe their report card grades and that they received a "D" or lower in all their classes.

Dude 1: How were your grades?
Dude 2: I got fudge.

by toast455 July 9, 2005

spife

Sweat Patches in Full-Effect. A person who has wet spots on his shirt usually under the arms from sweating.

I went on date last night with this really hot chick and got so nervous that I coudn't contain my spife.

by toast455 July 9, 2005

dinkleberry

A tiny dried up or petrified ball of feces that gets caught in a man's ass hair. It can be the result of not washing your ass or not properly wiping your ass after taking a crap.

When the hippie/stoner pulled down his pants, the girl caught a glimpse of his dinkleberries and refused to have sex with him.

by toast455 July 2, 2005