35 definitions by toast455

yocal

a local hick; a townie; hillbilly
Also reffered to as local yocals.

The other night I caught a blowjob from a yocal who didn't have any teeth.

by toast455 June 22, 2005

a person who you can not determine if they are gay or straight

Dan never has a girlfriend and really likes to shop. He is definately queerstionable.

by toast455 June 23, 2005

I gave my girlfriend a milkshake last night and she finished every drop.

by toast455 June 22, 2005

Sweat Patches in Full-Effect. A person who has wet spots on his shirt usually under the arms from sweating.

I went on date last night with this really hot chick and got so nervous that I coudn't contain my spife.

by toast455 June 28, 2005

1. someone who is bisexual
2. someone whose sexual preferance can go either way and does not favor men or women

I met this girl at a bar the other night and I saw her checking out other chicks. She's probably a kitchen door.

by toast455 June 22, 2005

stretched out and saggy vaginal lips. It is also refered to as a "shotgun blast" or an "exploded bubble gum bubble"

When I got one look at her beef curtain, I pulled up my pants.

by toast455 June 22, 2005

Did you see the wutons on that hottie?

by toast455 June 22, 2005