titwanker's definitions

toerag

More commanly used in the sixties and seventies on Britcoms before trms like plonker and wanker superseded it.

You dirty little toerag

by titwanker April 11, 2003

saddo

Anybody who spends the small hours of the morning searching this website.

Oh Fuck!! I'm a saddo.

by titwanker July 20, 2004

Knob End

Properly, the bell-end or helmet. The purple piece exposed above Kojak's turtle-neck. Used to convey displeasure at any offending person.

Beckham, you cunting useless knob-end.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

tithead

English derogatory term for Police Constable. Derived from the shape of the standard issue bobby's helmet. That's 'helmet' as in hat.

Put yer chopper away. There's a tithead comin' round the corner.

by titwanker July 30, 2003

titwank

The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I'd love a good titwank in those.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

knob-end

Witless fool, gullible oaf, village idiot.

You stupid knob-end!!

by titwanker August 15, 2003

fuckpig

A very unattractive female person.

Look at that disgusting fuckpig!!

by titwanker July 30, 2003