Definitively, an onanist, one (usually expected to be male) who enjoys unassisted sexual gratification. Colloquially, anybody of whom you have a low opinion.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
The mans entirely unselfish act of thrusting between a generous pair of bristols for sexual gratification. Usual result is referred to as a Pearl Necklace.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
Descriptive of the glistening deposit on a female's upper chest immediately following the climax of a successful titwank.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
A Festival of Wank. A Proliferation of toss. An excess of jizz. A massive accumulation of useless remnants resulting from a bunch of wankers tossing all over their keyboards.
UrbanDictionary is a total wankfest.
by Titwanker May 22, 2004
More commanly used in the sixties and seventies on Britcoms before trms like plonker and wanker superseded it.
by titwanker April 12, 2003