tithead

English derogatory term for Police Constable. Derived from the shape of the standard issue bobby's helmet. That's 'helmet' as in hat.

Put yer chopper away. There's a tithead comin' round the corner.

by titwanker July 30, 2003

titwank

The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I'd love a good titwank in those.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

titwank

The mans entirely unselfish act of thrusting between a generous pair of bristols for sexual gratification. Usual result is referred to as a Pearl Necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I couldn't half fancy a titwank in those.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

Knob End

Properly, the bell-end or helmet. The purple piece exposed above Kojak's turtle-neck. Used to convey displeasure at any offending person.

Beckham, you cunting useless knob-end.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

saddo

Anybody who spends the small hours of the morning searching this website.

Oh Fuck!! I'm a saddo.

by titwanker July 20, 2004

fuckpig

A very unattractive female person.

Look at that disgusting fuckpig!!

by titwanker July 30, 2003

slapper

In the North of England, this describes a worn-out dirtbox, usually one that's spent half a life selling it. Almost exclusively used with the adjective 'old'.

Look at that old slapper. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

by titwanker May 29, 2003