tittyfuck69's definitions

dick ripper

The one who performs circumcisions on babys when they are born.

Wife: I'm glad our son is getting circumcised.

Husband: I just hope that the dick ripper goes easy on that little guy, he is tender!

by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009

Lurker

When you let a fart go, and it seems to follow you wherever you go.

Oh my god, I can't escape this lurker!

by tittyfuck69 April 26, 2009

Brown Noser

Someone who sucks up to their boss or teacher in order to recieve a promotion or better grades

Guy 1: Those four girls are kissing up to the teacher so bad!

Guy 2: I know, they are known as "The Brown Nosers"

by tittyfuck69 May 8, 2009

cock villan

A person who does not like anything do with with, or associated to a cock. They want it destroyed immediantly.

Guy 1: That woman is pretty lonely, I think she is a lesbian.

Guy 2: In other words she is a cock villan.

by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

dirty hot pocket

A mix between a dirty Sanchez and a Alabama hot pocket. So you open up a chicks vag, shit in it, then fuck her, then take your dick out and rub the shit on her lip, creating a mustache.

Last night I meet Britney Spears in an alley and gave her a dirty hot pocket on top of a dumpster.

by Tittyfuck69 January 22, 2014

Ummer

An insane gamer who goes all night until 7:00 in the morning and then passes out.

I CAN'T STOP GAMING I AM AN UMMER!!!

by tittyfuck69 April 26, 2009

head of thorns

When you are in the shower and you rub soap on your dick, the soap gets inside and stings the head of your dick.

OW! the head of my dick stings, I think I got the head of thorns!

by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009