Neknomination

An internet/social media trend where one is nominated by a friend to post a video of them drinking large amounts of alcohol usually in a funny, creative, or absurd way. This normally involves the chugging of multiple beers, 26ers, or mickeys. The nominee must complete a challenge within 24 hours of being nominated. Once the challenge is complete the person then nominates three other friends to each complete their own version of a neknomination video, post it online, challenge three more friends, and the cycle continues.

Also referred to as a "neknom"
Guy 1: Dude! Jared nominated you to perform a neknomination!

Guy 2: Damn, I guess I'm gonna have to get on that.
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Ummer

An insane gamer who goes all night until 7:00 in the morning and then passes out.
I CAN'T STOP GAMING I AM AN UMMER!!!
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Brazillian Fart Porn

The ancient art of putting a dick so far up a womans ass that it pokes her fart bubbles and releases them!
Don't go too far up baby, or we'll have ourselves a bit of Brazillian Fart Porn!
by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009
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Boston Cream

When a guy shoots out a load of cum when he is ejaculating or having sex in Boston

Also known as a doughnut.
(In a hotel room in Boston)
Man: Ohh baby i'm gonna cum!

Woman: Give me that Boston Cream!
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head of thorns

When you are in the shower and you rub soap on your dick, the soap gets inside and stings the head of your dick.
OW! the head of my dick stings, I think I got the head of thorns!
by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009
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dick ripper

The one who performs circumcisions on babys when they are born.
Wife: I'm glad our son is getting circumcised.

Husband: I just hope that the dick ripper goes easy on that little guy, he is tender!
by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009
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