tirtle's definitions

shitted pants

Trousers that have been soiled by defecation, generally but not exclusively by older gentlemen

My grandfather had to travel home in shitted pants.

by tirtle July 13, 2016

Trumpain

The next generation of migraine headaches fostered by the simp in the White House.

Oy, the new tax plan has given me such a trumpain

by tirtle December 8, 2017

It's a blower

A bad day, bad decision, bad occurance.

"You see that accident? It's a blower.''

by tirtle October 26, 2019

Kim Jung dung

The rather large excrement emanating from North Korea's leader

North Korea's has a special force to clean up Kim Jung dung from the streets.

by tirtle April 24, 2017

rectoral college

Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.

The rectoral college was totally wiped out after a marathon session.

by tirtle December 15, 2016

Yer ass

A vintage low guinea response when you don't like what someone has said to you.

John ``Hey, Ann Marie, eat some more so you look even fatter''
Ann Marie: ``Yer ass!''

by tirtle June 15, 2018

assa-hole

Ass hole in Italian.

Guido: ``Hey, looka that assa-hole!

by tirtle November 24, 2017