tirtle's definitions

orangeaid

What Donald Trump drinks to keep his complexion orange.

``Hey, Melania, bring me over some more that Orangeaid will ya''

by tirtle January 26, 2017

Harry Cox

A well-known expression you are surprised had not been defined in the Urban Dictionary until now.

Harry Cox is, as the term suggests, is someone's shaggy protuberance.

by tirtle August 12, 2018

tweet others as you want them to tweet you

A banal expression born of the women's movement in hopes that President Trump would possibly think a bit of his mindless use of Twitter.

``We hope that all would tweet others as you want them to tweet you.''

by tirtle January 21, 2018

lady knob

the underbelly cooter-scooter of a female being.

I asked Emily if i could eat her lady knob and she said no.

by tirtle August 6, 2017

The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit

The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp

by tirtle June 15, 2018

assnic cleansing

The rectal irrigation of an entire population. First done in Italy.

The odor was so horrific that the health inspector assnic cleansing

by tirtle March 28, 2017

illegal leaks

Donald Trump's characterization of news from any organization other than Fox News.

New York Times: Trump will have a hair transplant Tuesday.
Trump: ``Illegal leaks, fake news!''

by tirtle February 15, 2017