tirtle's definitions
by tirtle March 14, 2017
Get the Horseshit Whisperermug. The Yiddish, and unreleased version of Bruce Springsteen's Hungry Heart, written well before he was famous and when he was on a kick to appeal to Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn. Here are the know lines to that song:
Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.
Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.
Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy
Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.
Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.
Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy
by tirtle July 2, 2018
Get the Everybody needs a kosher snackmug. While it was date night for most of the population, this group couldn't wait to meet with their fellow neuters to discuss superheroes at Comiccon and form a Neutercane.
by tirtle October 20, 2022
Get the Neutercanemug. A wild stream of urine spreading across the land from Washington, D.C. that started January 20, 2017
by tirtle January 12, 2017
Get the trumpeedmug. A banal expression born of the women's movement in hopes that President Trump would possibly think a bit of his mindless use of Twitter.
by tirtle January 21, 2018
Get the tweet others as you want them to tweet youmug. Ther's the lady and the Trump
by tirtle January 14, 2017
Get the lady and the trumpmug. Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''
by tirtle April 20, 2017
Get the you clean the toilet so you can shit in itmug.