tirtle's definitions

Tweet Street

The new address of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

``I was talking a walk down Tweet Street when I bumped into President Trump.''

by tirtle January 25, 2017

Neutercane

Any assembly of A-sexual men and women who are enthralled by anything other than the opposite sex.

While it was date night for most of the population, this group couldn't wait to meet with their fellow neuters to discuss superheroes at Comiccon and form a Neutercane.

by tirtle October 20, 2022

president-erect

Donald Trump's never ending hard-on for young females.

Donald Trump is sure to be known as President-erect to all the women in the White House.

by tirtle December 2, 2016

Yer ass

A vintage low guinea response when you don't like what someone has said to you.

John ``Hey, Ann Marie, eat some more so you look even fatter''
Ann Marie: ``Yer ass!''

by tirtle June 15, 2018

rectoral college

Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.

The rectoral college was totally wiped out after a marathon session.

by tirtle December 15, 2016

Kim Jung dung

The rather large excrement emanating from North Korea's leader

North Korea's has a special force to clean up Kim Jung dung from the streets.

by tirtle April 24, 2017

Trumpain

The next generation of migraine headaches fostered by the simp in the White House.

Oy, the new tax plan has given me such a trumpain

by tirtle December 8, 2017