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Neutercane

Any assembly of A-sexual men and women who are enthralled by anything other than the opposite sex.
While it was date night for most of the population, this group couldn't wait to meet with their fellow neuters to discuss superheroes at Comiccon and form a Neutercane.
by tirtle October 20, 2022
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president-erect

Donald Trump is sure to be known as President-erect to all the women in the White House.
by tirtle December 2, 2016
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Dick Urban

The mythical Father of the Urban Dictionary, born and nurtured by his disciples, who ever moment of the day find meaning in the meaningless. An earthy dude in a foul mood who was at once a crude and rude. He said what was on his mind and then opened the forum to the world.
They ought to build a statue for Dick Urban, a man who got away with words.
by tirtle June 18, 2018
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Equatorial guinea

One of Italian descent who lives near the equator.
``Uncle Bozzo is very high-class Italian. He's an equatorial guinea.''
by tirtle November 30, 2022
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computer neuter

One who continually submits entries to Urban Dictionary to the exclusion of everything else in life.
``Hey, Bud, don't you ever come up for air? You're a real computer neuter.''
by tirtle March 1, 2017
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Dr. I.B. Shitting

The investor of inflammatory Bow Disease, commonly known as IBS.
Dr. I.B. Shitting was the first to move diarrhea from the bowels of the bathroom to acceptable dinner table chat with one simple acronym.
by tirtle February 9, 2019
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Bifartisian

Willing to work with the pungent odor produced by all political parties.
The bill to maintain noxious fumes from the old farts in congress received bifartisian support.
by tirtle October 20, 2022
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