rectoral college

Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.

The rectoral college was totally wiped out after a marathon session.

by tirtle December 16, 2016

Trumptino

The impossible to find Latino who identifies with Donald Trump

The president of the United States is trying to find Latinos to enlarge his voter base but no one identifies as a Trumptino.

by tirtle June 28, 2018

Cleofatra

Beyonce at the Grammy awards

Did you see that Nile outfit Beyonce wore, made her look like Cleofatra

by tirtle February 15, 2017

OBGYN

Oil Burner Guy Yuckie Nuckles

Had my burner tuned up today by a dirty slob, calls himself an OBGYN.

by tirtle September 14, 2018

you clean the toilet so you can shit in it

The world's most perfect oxymoron

Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''

by tirtle April 20, 2017

Everybody needs a kosher snack

The Yiddish, and unreleased version of Bruce Springsteen's Hungry Heart, written well before he was famous and when he was on a kick to appeal to Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn. Here are the know lines to that song:

Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.

Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.

Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy

Springsteen's ``The Jew Years'' featured Everybody needs a kosher snack.

by tirtle July 02, 2018

Tweet Street

The new address of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

``I was talking a walk down Tweet Street when I bumped into President Trump.''

by tirtle January 25, 2017