70 definitions by tirtle

cumbersome dump

The result of a heavy buildup of excrement after binge eating. From the Italian gigunda shit.

Grandpa there ate so much last night and had to take a cumbersome dump in the morning. He didn;t make it to the toilet.

by tirtle April 27, 2017

The abolition of those we don't agree with

Alt-delete ain't just computer keys anymore.

by tirtle February 22, 2017

Did you see that Nile outfit Beyonce wore, made her look like Cleofatra

by tirtle February 15, 2017

The rectal irrigation of an entire population. First done in Italy.

The odor was so horrific that the health inspector assnic cleansing

by tirtle March 28, 2017

Trump to Conway: ``We need to start curbing Urban before they get me impeached.''

by tirtle January 31, 2017

Trousers that have been soiled by defecation, generally but not exclusively by older gentlemen

My grandfather had to travel home in shitted pants.

by tirtle March 23, 2016

Donald Trumps's characterization of all people from the Far East

``I just spoke with chairman Chong Cha La Rong or whatever his name is and he will pay for our trade agreement.''

by tirtle January 13, 2017