tirtle's definitions

fullofshiticus

In Roman time, politicians were this

President Trump is fullofshiticus

by tirtle March 22, 2017

Dick Gutwillie

A Dickens-like name for an 18th century neuter devoid of any sexual inclination.

You'll never a Barbara Allen on his arm, that gentelmen's a real Dick Gutwillie, I say. Also a famous 20th-century plagiarizer.

by tirtle August 12, 2018

assa-hole

Ass hole in Italian.

Guido: ``Hey, looka that assa-hole!

by tirtle November 24, 2017

Blowed up real good!

When a person, place or thing of no inherent value is detonated. Origin is deep south, usually spoken with little to no teeth.

"Lookie at that dumb jackass, there, he got blowed up real good!''

by tirtle October 26, 2019

shitted pants

Trousers that have been soiled by defecation, generally but not exclusively by older gentlemen

My grandfather had to travel home in shitted pants.

by tirtle July 13, 2016

Trumpain

The next generation of migraine headaches fostered by the simp in the White House.

Oy, the new tax plan has given me such a trumpain

by tirtle December 8, 2017

rectoral college

Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.

The rectoral college was totally wiped out after a marathon session.

by tirtle December 15, 2016