Definitions by tirtle

urban wasteland 

Where words rejected by Urban Dictionary are banished to.

The staff didn't like my word putzpot and sent it to the urban wasteland.

urban wasteland by tirtle January 13, 2017

trumpeed 

A wild stream of urine spreading across the land from Washington, D.C. that started January 20, 2017

Run for your lives, the trumpeed is rising!

trumpeed by tirtle January 12, 2017

Old Guinea 

An area in Eastern Long Island densely populated with old world Italians.

``Hey, Vito, you want to go with me to visit grandpa in Old Guinea?''

Old Guinea by tirtle January 9, 2017

rectoral college 

Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.

The rectoral college was totally wiped out after a marathon session.

rectoral college by tirtle December 15, 2016

president-erect

Donald Trump's never ending hard-on for young females.

Donald Trump is sure to be known as President-erect to all the women in the White House.

president-erect by tirtle December 2, 2016

Hillaremails 

A communication that includes all manners of personal and professional information regardless of who reads it.

I was fired from work because I sent too many hillaremails.

Hillaremails by tirtle October 30, 2016

shitted pants 

Trousers that have been soiled by defecation, generally but not exclusively by older gentlemen

My grandfather had to travel home in shitted pants.

shitted pants by tirtle July 13, 2016