tirtle's definitions

Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.

Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''

by tirtle June 11, 2018

clean air

A thing of the past

A time, long, long ago when oxygen was not combined with the toxic waste and government stench. Clean air no more.

by tirtle March 28, 2017

Schmeckie in the dreidel

The Yiddish version of Dick in a box.

First, cut a hole in a dreidel, next put your schmeckie in the dreidel .

by tirtle December 5, 2018

OBGYN

Oil Burner Guy Yuckie Nuckles

Had my burner tuned up today by a dirty slob, calls himself an OBGYN.

by tirtle September 14, 2018

Hallmark Hall of Fame

The only possible destination for Major League Baseball steroid cheaters.

If Barry Bonds becomes an actor he might make the Hallmark Hall of Fame.

by tirtle January 31, 2017

Turdification

When you are so caught up in your own shit you fail to see anyone else's coming.

Assholeitis is a warning sign that you are headed for full-blown turdification

by tirtle June 15, 2018

Cleofatra

Beyonce at the Grammy awards

Did you see that Nile outfit Beyonce wore, made her look like Cleofatra

by tirtle February 15, 2017