tirtle's definitions

Trumptino

The impossible to find Latino who identifies with Donald Trump

The president of the United States is trying to find Latinos to enlarge his voter base but no one identifies as a Trumptino.

by tirtle June 28, 2018

alt-delete

The abolition of those we don't agree with

Alt-delete ain't just computer keys anymore.

by tirtle February 22, 2017

asswhole

The asswhole speaks to the entire and usually shitty body of work of an individual.

I gotta hand it to him, he's a real asswhole.

by tirtle February 9, 2019

Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.

Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''

by tirtle June 11, 2018

Hillaremails

A communication that includes all manners of personal and professional information regardless of who reads it.

I was fired from work because I sent too many hillaremails.

by tirtle October 30, 2016

shiite the bed

The act of screwing up Middle East relationships.

When his Muslim travel ban was overturned, Donald Trump shiite the bed .

by tirtle November 24, 2017

Cleofatra

Beyonce at the Grammy awards

Did you see that Nile outfit Beyonce wore, made her look like Cleofatra

by tirtle February 15, 2017