tirtle's definitions

asswhole

The asswhole speaks to the entire and usually shitty body of work of an individual.

I gotta hand it to him, he's a real asswhole.

by tirtle February 9, 2019

Trumptino

The impossible to find Latino who identifies with Donald Trump

The president of the United States is trying to find Latinos to enlarge his voter base but no one identifies as a Trumptino.

by tirtle June 28, 2018

clean air

A thing of the past

A time, long, long ago when oxygen was not combined with the toxic waste and government stench. Clean air no more.

by tirtle March 28, 2017

trumpcated

The term applies to the truncated presidency of Donald J. Trump, which will end far short of its four year term.

Donald Trump's presidency was trumpcated when he refused to let Melania's mother into the country.

by tirtle February 6, 2017

Gigunda shit

A bowel movement of extraordinary volume.

Oh, God, I took a gigunda shit after eating too much.

by tirtle May 29, 2018

shiite the bed

The act of screwing up Middle East relationships.

When his Muslim travel ban was overturned, Donald Trump shiite the bed .

by tirtle November 24, 2017

Schmeckie in the dreidel

The Yiddish version of Dick in a box.

First, cut a hole in a dreidel, next put your schmeckie in the dreidel .

by tirtle December 5, 2018