tirtle's definitions

Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.

Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''

by tirtle June 11, 2018

Gigunda shit

A bowel movement of extraordinary volume.

Oh, God, I took a gigunda shit after eating too much.

by tirtle May 29, 2018

clean air

A thing of the past

A time, long, long ago when oxygen was not combined with the toxic waste and government stench. Clean air no more.

by tirtle March 28, 2017

Hillaremails

A communication that includes all manners of personal and professional information regardless of who reads it.

I was fired from work because I sent too many hillaremails.

by tirtle October 30, 2016

Cleofatra

Beyonce at the Grammy awards

Did you see that Nile outfit Beyonce wore, made her look like Cleofatra

by tirtle February 15, 2017

OBGYN

Oil Burner Guy Yuckie Nuckles

Had my burner tuned up today by a dirty slob, calls himself an OBGYN.

by tirtle September 14, 2018

Hallmark Hall of Fame

The only possible destination for Major League Baseball steroid cheaters.

If Barry Bonds becomes an actor he might make the Hallmark Hall of Fame.

by tirtle January 31, 2017