tirtle's definitions

alt-delete

The abolition of those we don't agree with

Alt-delete ain't just computer keys anymore.

by tirtle February 22, 2017

Cummander in chief

The top of the list when it comes to sexual harassers.

Donald J. Trump is the nation's cummander in chief

by tirtle December 11, 2017

asswhole

The asswhole speaks to the entire and usually shitty body of work of an individual.

I gotta hand it to him, he's a real asswhole.

by tirtle February 9, 2019

dick gutwillig

The area between the male protuberance and the rectal sphere

I've had some pain lately in my dick gutwillig

by tirtle April 9, 2017

Cleofatra

Beyonce at the Grammy awards

Did you see that Nile outfit Beyonce wore, made her look like Cleofatra

by tirtle February 15, 2017

Gigunda shit

A bowel movement of extraordinary volume.

Oh, God, I took a gigunda shit after eating too much.

by tirtle May 29, 2018

Turdification

When you are so caught up in your own shit you fail to see anyone else's coming.

Assholeitis is a warning sign that you are headed for full-blown turdification

by tirtle June 15, 2018