tirtle's definitions

OBGYN

Oil Burner Guy Yuckie Nuckles

Had my burner tuned up today by a dirty slob, calls himself an OBGYN.

by tirtle September 14, 2018

low guinea

Low class Italians, generally ones who wear wife beater T-shirts, scam the system and know people in the pizza business. Houses always smell of some type of low grade Italian food.

Low guineas use an oil dip stick for shishkabobs, then return it to the car.

by tirtle May 28, 2018

Gigunda shit

A bowel movement of extraordinary volume.

Oh, God, I took a gigunda shit after eating too much.

by tirtle May 29, 2018

Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.

Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''

by tirtle June 11, 2018

Equatorial guinea

One of Italian descent who lives near the equator.

``Uncle Bozzo is very high-class Italian. He's an equatorial guinea.''

by tirtle November 30, 2022

Neutercane

Any assembly of A-sexual men and women who are enthralled by anything other than the opposite sex.

While it was date night for most of the population, this group couldn't wait to meet with their fellow neuters to discuss superheroes at Comiccon and form a Neutercane.

by tirtle October 20, 2022

Bifartisian

Willing to work with the pungent odor produced by all political parties.

The bill to maintain noxious fumes from the old farts in congress received bifartisian support.

by tirtle October 20, 2022