2 definitions by tinkerbelle555

The peanut butter blowjob

Picture this: PEANUT BUTTER BLOWJOB. You start out, taking a nice glob of peanut butter, (jiffy, with extra peanut chunks) and massage all over the penis. This gives a tingly feeling to the penis and warms up the blowjob that he is about to experience. As he moans in delight, shove some penis filled peanut butter in his mouth. Then, while ur mouth waters because of ur absolute love of peanut butter, begin to lick and suck the peanut butter off his dick. When he cums, u wont even be able to realize the disgusting taste of it since you’re so caught up in the delicious penis butter. And there ya go, a peanut butter blowjob Extra plus if he’s allergic! You can murder him physically AND mentally in absolute delight. He will start breathing really quickly and u think he’s having an orgasm; however, he is dying. You don’t know which is which: dying, or orgasming, because both looks and sounds so similar. You just have to wait and see.

Drew: bruh this hot guy asked me to give him a bj but I really dont want to
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!

by tinkerbelle555 June 20, 2019

justyn

The absolute best person you will ever meet in ur entire life. You didnt know anyone could be as cute. Justyn is so kind, caring and sweet. Even when he gets braces he looks cute. Justyn asks how ur day was and really cares about you. He is the best big brother and younger brother. All of the girls love him. Once you meet a Justyn, keep him in ur life for as long as u can. He is truly the sweetest person out there.

Danielle: Lets go to the highschool!
Emily: yea, justyn has study hall right now!
Danielle and Emily: I SEE HIS PINK KIPPAH
Justyn: Hi guys, how was ur day?

by tinkerbelle555 December 21, 2018