tim-tim's definitions

someone else

the person responsible for negotiating XJT's Contract 2002 on behalf of the pilots.

My contract sucks, someone else is surely to blame!

by tim-tim April 26, 2004

golden gate bridge

When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the newspaper

When I got home last night, my wife gave me a golden gate bridge

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

skainchy

Dirty, Grimy, nasty grocery store feet

that ho is skainchy, she need a bath

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

ransack

to take a girls' virginity

I ransacked that tight high school chick after my party

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

scrogglings

Tiny pieces of poop that plop out of your rectum when you are constipated.

damn, fool, i tried to dump but all that came out was three scrogglings

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

fill in the blank

launching your code inside a bitch.

I was out of condoms and didn't feel like pulling out, so I filled in the blank.

by tim-tim April 27, 2004

table muscle

someone's huge belly.

You see bronco def's table muscle? I bet he weigh 350 and could stay at the buffet all day long!

by tim-tim April 23, 2004