tim-tim's definitions

pipe layer

The guy in your office that craps himself to death three or four times per day.

I herr dey be settin' up a computer in the bathroom for that pipe layer two cubicles over, cuz he's always in there doin some kind of work.

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

wrench

The immediate reaction when the alcohol wears off and you learn the true "beauty" of the girl from last night.

damn, dawg... I woke up with hangover and looked at the girl I brought home. Then I had to wrench.

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

huge order

a large crap, dump or pooping event

full fourt press

Jethro ate wings and watermelon all night long. I bet he gonna have a huge order when he get up for work.

by tim-tim April 30, 2004

mulch

dingleberries, left over scrogglings

I went to toss my girl's salad and all I ran into some mulch

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

villiage

the grainy, hard stubble that grows a few days after a hot momma shaves her down under

my girl was smooth and slick friday but tha damn ho had a villiage growin' by monday - that shit scratched me up

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

ransack

to take a girls' virginity

I ransacked that tight high school chick after my party

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

fill in the blank

launching your code inside a bitch.

I was out of condoms and didn't feel like pulling out, so I filled in the blank.

by tim-tim April 27, 2004