Definitions by tim-tim

pipe layer 

The guy in your office that craps himself to death three or four times per day.

I herr dey be settin' up a computer in the bathroom for that pipe layer two cubicles over, cuz he's always in there doin some kind of work.

pipe layer by tim-tim April 23, 2004

cloomer 

A british whore.

the cloomers down by worthnington square give half and halfs for L75 pounds.

cloomer by tim-tim April 23, 2004

table muscle 

someone's huge belly.

You see bronco def's table muscle? I bet he weigh 350 and could stay at the buffet all day long!

table muscle by tim-tim April 23, 2004

crankcase 

a portable meth lab.

crank

I got some Mr. Clean and a gallon of drano, let's get my crankcase and we be gittin' high in no time

crankcase by tim-tim April 23, 2004

mover 

someone who disposes of a dead body.

after they whacked that stoolie, they called in the mover to finish up.

mover by tim-tim April 7, 2004

golden gate bridge

When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the newspaper

When I got home last night, my wife gave me a golden gate bridge

golden gate bridge by tim-tim April 7, 2004

wrench

The immediate reaction when the alcohol wears off and you learn the true "beauty" of the girl from last night.

damn, dawg... I woke up with hangover and looked at the girl I brought home. Then I had to wrench.

wrench by tim-tim April 7, 2004