tim-tim's definitions

someone else

the person responsible for negotiating XJT's Contract 2002 on behalf of the pilots.

My contract sucks, someone else is surely to blame!

by tim-tim April 26, 2004

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launching your code inside a bitch.

I was out of condoms and didn't feel like pulling out, so I filled in the blank.

by tim-tim April 27, 2004

shuckle

the pinkish/brown mole just above the vaginal area that appears after a white woman shaves.

I grabbed Lois' grocery store feet and sread her legs apart as I trampled her on the sofa after winning the bowling tourney.

Just before our eyes met, I caught a glimpse of the shuckle that was three inches above her glory hole and then I vomited.

by tim-tim April 28, 2004

huge order

a large crap, dump or pooping event

full fourt press

Jethro ate wings and watermelon all night long. I bet he gonna have a huge order when he get up for work.

by tim-tim April 30, 2004

golden gate bridge

When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the newspaper

When I got home last night, my wife gave me a golden gate bridge

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

mover

someone who disposes of a dead body.

after they whacked that stoolie, they called in the mover to finish up.

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

wrench

The immediate reaction when the alcohol wears off and you learn the true "beauty" of the girl from last night.

damn, dawg... I woke up with hangover and looked at the girl I brought home. Then I had to wrench.

by tim-tim April 7, 2004