tim-tim's definitions

golden gate bridge

When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the newspaper

When I got home last night, my wife gave me a golden gate bridge

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

wrench

The immediate reaction when the alcohol wears off and you learn the true "beauty" of the girl from last night.

damn, dawg... I woke up with hangover and looked at the girl I brought home. Then I had to wrench.

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

ransack

to take a girls' virginity

I ransacked that tight high school chick after my party

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

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launching your code inside a bitch.

I was out of condoms and didn't feel like pulling out, so I filled in the blank.

by tim-tim April 27, 2004

crankcase

a portable meth lab.

crank

I got some Mr. Clean and a gallon of drano, let's get my crankcase and we be gittin' high in no time

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

cloomer

A british whore.

the cloomers down by worthnington square give half and halfs for L75 pounds.

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

villiage

the grainy, hard stubble that grows a few days after a hot momma shaves her down under

my girl was smooth and slick friday but tha damn ho had a villiage growin' by monday - that shit scratched me up

by tim-tim April 7, 2004