tim-tim's definitions

golden gate bridge

When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the newspaper

When I got home last night, my wife gave me a golden gate bridge

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

someone else

the person responsible for negotiating XJT's Contract 2002 on behalf of the pilots.

My contract sucks, someone else is surely to blame!

by tim-tim April 26, 2004

table muscle

someone's huge belly.

You see bronco def's table muscle? I bet he weigh 350 and could stay at the buffet all day long!

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

wrench

The immediate reaction when the alcohol wears off and you learn the true "beauty" of the girl from last night.

damn, dawg... I woke up with hangover and looked at the girl I brought home. Then I had to wrench.

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

clang

the wealthiest homeless person on the street.

Damn, that clang got a sweet refrigerator box to live in!

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

mover

someone who disposes of a dead body.

after they whacked that stoolie, they called in the mover to finish up.

by tim-tim April 7, 2004

skainchy

Dirty, Grimy, nasty grocery store feet

that ho is skainchy, she need a bath

by tim-tim April 23, 2004